DIY: Lunar New Year Garden Flag

01/29/2018

The Prob­lem: I want a spe­cif­ic gar­den flag that can­not be found after an exhaus­tive search online.

The Solu­tion: Make it myself.

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Chi­nese Zodi­ac Gar­den Flag

Mate­ri­als: Fab­ric paint, fab­ric mark­ers, scis­sors, nylon fab­ric, sewing machine, thread, pen­cil, tooth­picks, tow­els, iron, fuse web (option­al: all-pur­pose knives, heal­ing mat)

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Pre­lim­i­nary plac­ing, Taped gar­den flag
Sewing
First attempt at sewing down one of the sides
Should’ve done it this way instead
Fresh­ly sewn gar­den flag!
Fus­ing the test pig
Fused!
Test­ing the fab­ric paint and sev­er­al markers…because of the nature of the fab­ric, water-based any­thing will bleed

Ready for fus­ing! Make sure to iron it first!
Peel­ing off the fuse back­ing after iron­ing
Trim­ming excess fuse. The nylon shrunk when placed under heat.
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Dry placed, with fuse back­ing still attached
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Fus­ing!
Final fused with test pig set for deci­sion mak­ing
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First paint
Paint­ing!

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All done!!!!
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Flow­ers!
Puffy mark­er col­ored, before heat
Over­heat­ed puffy mark­er. It’s sup­posed to puff when intro­duced to heat
Peel­ing off the over­heat­ed mark­er. I col­ored it back in after­wards

Tips:

  • I tried to use an X‑Acto knife, but it was not use­ful for me and frayed the fab­ric. Scis­sors were much eas­i­er. A rotary cutter/X‑Acto knife is per­fect for mak­ing straight cuts (ie the flag itself).
  • Don’t for­get that fuse web needs to be traced on back­wards!
  • Take it easy with the sewing ped­al, lol.
  • If I were to do it again, I’d have used red thread, instead of yel­low because I’m only a begin­ner sew­er. That way my lack of abil­i­ty and impa­tience would­n’t be so obvi­ous.
  • Be care­ful when you’re paint­ing, not to smear it every­where
  • Do not over­heat the puffy vel­vet mark­er if that’s what you’re using
  • Maybe try a real paint­brush for detail instead of my tooth­pick.
  • The nylon will shrink when ironed, so take that into con­sid­er­a­tion and I would def­i­nite­ly rec­om­mend iron­ing the blank flag before try­ing to fuse.
  • Patience! Steady hand! Reduce inter­rup­tions from peo­ple or dogs!

15-Second Toothbrush

Sev­er­al months ago in Octo­ber or Novem­ber (I can’t remem­ber), I ordered from some shady Face­book-ad shop­ping site a tooth brush­ing device that claimed to work in a mere 15 sec­onds because it would do all 4 quads at once. In the­o­ry, it sounds good. At a hefty price tag that I now for­get but that I remem­ber being expen­sive, I went for it any­ways for the sake of den­tal hygiene and my patients. Before I clicked Com­plete Order, I already knew this would be a flop. ALL FOR THE PATIENTS!!!

Fast-for­ward to mid-Jan­u­ary and I receive in the mail along with my Lunar New Year cards and Hong Kong dra­ma video series, this pack­age that I’ve long for­got­ten about. It cracked me up.

Chi­nese on the side. I am not sur­prised in the least. Nowhere in the descrip­tion nor the check­out process did it say any­thing about from what coun­try of ori­gin this would arrive. The only indi­ca­tion it would come from out­side the coun­try was in the track­ing email I received in the days there­after order­ing.

Let’s try this bad boy out!

My first impres­sion was, holy crap. Some­one used this and then returned it and now they’re send­ing it to me.

 

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Mys­te­ri­ous, dark spots, dents

 

 

 

Inex­plic­a­ble mate­r­i­al stuck to it

Well­l­llp. FOR THE PATIENTS AND DENTAL HYGIENE!

 

 
I quick­ly scanned the instruc­tions. Liq­uid tooth­paste? What’s that? I have nev­er heard of it before, but you know what? Now I have. A quick Ama­zon search yield­ed 2, one of which was Kosher. Alrighty then. I’ll just jam my gel tooth­paste into this tiny hole and mix with water to try and make a liq­uid tooth­paste. In ret­ro­spect, I prob­a­bly should have done that out­side the recep­ta­cle. Then I con­tem­plat­ed throw­ing it all away because it real­ly did look like some­one had already used it before me. FOR THE PATIENTS AND DENTAL HYGIENE!

 

Weird waxy look­ing sub­stance on it…

 

 

gel tooth­paste does not work too well…

 

 

My own ver­sion of liq­uid tooth­paste

 

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Put it all togeth­er, and hey let’s go! For my co-work­ers I made a video of me using it. Let it be known that in the course of the day, I’d drank tea with hon­ey, ate yogurt, a straw­ber­ry short­cake, had nachos with lots of beans for dinner.…all things that would coat my teeth and give that fuzzy teeth feel­ing.

found this on Ama­zon

 

 

This is how the thing works. See the water spray­ing from the holes? It’s sup­posed to send it out to holes in the mouth­piece.

 

Results: What a waste of mon­ey. Grant­ed I need to have liq­uid tooth­paste in order to give it a true test, but see­ing as how it works and the force of the vibra­tion of the sil­i­cone bris­tle and the size of the mouth­piece and the lack of size and cov­er­age of the sil­i­cone bris­tles, there is no way this thing could clean your teeth well, even with the help of liq­uid tooth­paste. I knew it from the begin­ning (who would­n’t know it besides the very hope­ful den­tal­ly lazy peo­ple), but I still went for it because PATIENTS AND DENTAL HYGIENE. My teeth felt as fuzzy as it did before. I’ll give it a slight­ly less fuzzy feel, but there’s no way it would ever have giv­en a good clean, liq­uid tooth­paste or not.

Cons: The mouth­piece was very large, it was a good thing I have a big mouth. There was the ques­tion of how san­i­tary it was. How would you pos­si­bly clean the tooth­paste reser­voir? Need for liq­uid tooth­paste. Lack of cov­er­age of teeth with the sil­i­cone bris­tles. The bulb would eas­i­ly fall off the mouth­piece. Very long ship­ping time (at least 3 months).

Pros: It real­ly was a 15-sec­ond timer, so yes, the prod­uct did what it described it would do. The met­al-less charg­ing plate was inter­est­ing although I did­n’t try it out. You sim­ply place the pieces on the flat plate and plug it into a USB port.

Man, I could’ve spent that mon­ey on some­thing more use­ful. Back to the 2‑minute elec­tric and man­u­al tooth brush­ing, kids.