Breaded Chicken Rolls

writ­ten 07/08/2023, updat­ed 07/08/2023

Vari­a­tion with­out excess sauce or cheese

What

Chick­en breast rolls stuffed with sauce, bacon, and spinach, bread­ed with Kel­log­g’s Corn Flakes Crumbs. Can eas­i­ly be dairy-free with­out addi­tion of cheese. No eggs. No soy. Unless in sauce.

Fun for a fam­i­ly because each roll can be cus­tomized for each per­son in terms of sauce, sea­son­ings, and fill­ing

Ingredients

Main: Chick­en breasts (whole or sliced), Kel­logs’s Corn Flakes Crumbs (or what­ev­er bread­ing, like panko), fill­ing, sea­son­ing, sauce, phys­i­cal fas­ten­er

Your choic­es of what­ev­er you like:

Fill­ing: spinach, cheese slices, bacon, dried cran­ber­ries, onions, etc

Sea­son­ings: soy sauce, salt, pep­per, sug­ar, lemon juice, gar­lic pow­der, onion pow­der, etc

Sauce: A‑1, mus­tard, hot sauce, man­go, toma­to, etc

Fas­ten­ers: tooth­picks, cook­ing twine, etc

Time

45 min­utes prep + 30–45 min­utes bake = 1.5 hours total

Steps

I used 4 whole breasts, pic­tures below

  • Cook bacon
  • Sauté spinach and fla­vor light­ly with lemon, gar­lic, soy sauce, pep­per, and crum­bled bacon, if desired
  • Pre­pare and set out any sea­son­ings or sauces (your hands will be dirty)
  • Pre­pare bread­ing in dish and set aside
  • Line a bak­ing pan with bak­ing rack (you want air­flow under the chick­en)
  • Pre­pare a sheet of plas­tic wrap and set near­by
  • But­ter­fly the whole breasts (if using pre-cut breasts, skip ahead)
  • Lay plas­tic wrap on top of but­ter­flied chick­en
  • Using a meat ten­der­iz­er mal­let, pound until flat
    • Repeat for all chick­en
    • One by one, sea­son the chick­en on both sides
    • Pour sauce and rub it in
    • Lay­er cheese, bacon, and spinach
    • Top with more sauce, bacon, and cheese
    • Care­ful­ly fold in the sides, and then roll (Sauce and cheese will escape any holes or seams!)
    • Bind with phys­i­cal fas­ten­ers (I use tooth­picks)
    • Driz­zle oil (option­al)
    • Cov­er in Kel­log­g’s Crumbs/breading
    • Bake in oven between 350–400 degrees F for about 30–40 min­utes (depends on how much chick­en)
    • Remove fas­ten­ers
    • Slice, enjoy

Pictures

Notes

  • Sauce is imper­a­tive if you don’t want it to turn out dry
  • Fun to make for the fam­i­ly because every­one gets to choose their own sauce/flavor
  • Pre-cooked bacon is easy, but imparts lit­tle fla­vor
  • Bakes quick­ly since chick­en is thin and fill­ing is pre-cooked
  • Ther­mome­ters are not rec­om­mend­ed giv­en how thin the meat is, can be used as a gauge
  • Cut­ting open a test piece is the best option to test for done­ness
  • Cheese is not nec­es­sary, but makes it oh so good
  • Col­ored tooth­picks not rec­om­mend­ed, lol. Col­or comes off in chick­en.
  • Bite sized is fun to eat, but annoy­ing to pre­pare
  • Try not to cre­ate holes when but­ter­fly­ing
  • Try not to lose any sauce or cheese to holes dur­ing bak­ing. Makes it very dry

Merge Mansion — 2023 The Great Bakeoff Event

writ­ten 5/26/23, updat­ed 9/10/23

What

May 2023 Merge Man­sion Event where merg­ing for Cakes will give points that award event prizes, but more impor­tant­ly gives points for com­pe­ti­tion with a group of oth­er Merge Man­sion play­ers. The high­est 5 scor­ing play­ers in that group will receive main game prizes based upon rank.

Notes

  • This event intro­duces Blue Ener­gy vs. Yel­low Ener­gy
  • Yel­low Ener­gy is only used in the main game, while Blue Ener­gy is used only for the event
  • Yel­low Ener­gy may be used to buy Blue Ener­gy in the Event Store
  • One Blue Ener­gy is restored every 10 min­utes (up to 50 total)
  • Blue Ener­gy can also be recov­ered through chain merges in the main game (denot­ed by icon on ran­dom items)

Main Game Merge Man­sion Item Guide (click me!)

Merging Chains (A‑Z)

Cakes

From: Egg Bat­ter

Chain: For­tune Cook­ie (+1) > Lemon Tart (+2) > Ice Cream Cake (+3) > Banof­fee Pie (+4) > Glazed Cheese­cake (+5) > Fan­cy Cheese­cake (+6) > Clas­sic Lay­er Cake (+7) > Fan­cy Cream Cheese Mousse Cake (+8) > Penul­ti­mate Cake (+9) > Excep­tion­al Cel­e­bra­tion Cake (+10 — max)

Note: Use to gain medals

Item Text: “If at first you don’t suc­ceed; Zesty and deli­cious; Ice cream + cake? Tasty; This banof­fee pie is sun­ny side up; Sim­ple and styl­ish; Oooh…fancy; You can’t go wrong with the clas­sics; Sun­burst Mousse Cake with Petit Poussin; Cake is always the answer; [noth­ing on the max lev­el]”

Chickens

From: Chick­en Nest

Items Obtained: Eggs

Chain: Hatch­ling > Baby Chick > Chicks > Pul­let > Hen > Lay­ing Hen > Chick­ens > A Brood of Hens > Small Hen House > Hen House > Chick­en Coop

Taps: 5 taps every 2 hours

Note: While they all give at the same tap rate (above), high­er lev­el Chick­ens pro­duce high­er lev­el eggs

Item Text: “A new world awaits; One can explore alone; It’s good to make friends; In time, we all grow up; But not too soon; Some­times you have to set­tle down; …and start a fam­i­ly; Just watch out for that crazy cousin; You’ll need a house; …and then a big­ger house; No, a big­ger house!”

Eggs

From: Chick­ens (lvl 6+)

Items Obtained: For­tune Cook­ie (Cakes)

Chain: Egg > Two Eggs > Buck­et of Eggs > Bas­ket of Eggs > Bar­rel of Eggs > Egg Bat­ter

Taps: 3

Item Text: “Which one came first; Two eggs are bet­ter than one; Han­dle with care or you’ll end up with an omelet on the ground; Don’t put all your eggs in one bas­ket; There’s so many! How egg-cit­ing; Let’s get ready to make some cakes!”

Nest

From: Event Start

Items Obtained: Hatch­ling (Chick­ens)

Taps: 10 taps every 2 hours

Rooster

From: Cob­web Box

Items Obtained: Hour­glass­es

Use: To get hour­glass­es. Sounds good until you real­ize blue ener­gy is hard to come by and you need to ration…

Text: “Roost­ers give infi­nite hour­glass­es? This must explain how they keep such per­fect time!”