Homemade Deli Meat — With and Without Ham Maker

writ­ten 4/15/2024, updat­ed 7/21/2025

The juices that came out of this… YUM

What

Mak­ing deli meat at home by com­bin­ing dif­fer­ent cuts of meat (can be same kind of meat or a mix­ture) with and with­out a Ham Mak­er

Why

Abil­i­ty to con­trol what’s put inside your own cold cuts, and can be cheap­er

Time and Effort

Time: A few hours

Effort: Easy

Ingre­di­ents

Meat

Sea­son­ings

Sup­plies

Mix­ing Bowls

Cut­ting Board

Knives/Meat Grinder/Processor

Ham Mak­er

Plas­tic Wrap/Sausage Wrap­ping

Foil

Pot/Rice Cooker/Oven

Ham Maker Method

Using a Ham Mak­er is real­ly the eas­i­est way to make a formed meat, espe­cial­ly if you want to mix sev­er­al cuts or meats togeth­er. It can also be used with­out mix­ing meats or grind­ing them. Ham Mak­ers make the wrap­ping step a cinch.

Ham Mak­er

Ingredients and Supplies

Meat, Sea­son­ings, Water, Ham Mak­er, Cook­ing Bag, Tall Pot, Pot Ther­mome­ter, Stove, Refrig­er­a­tor

Time

30 min­utes Prep + 2 hours Cook + overnight Chill

Process

  • Wash your Ham Mak­er if you haven’t
  • Fill a tall pot with Water, and heat it up on the stove (Tar­get: 182–195F)
  • Choose your meat:

Whole Meat — an entire piece of meat, uncut (e.g. pork loin, pork shoul­der, whole breast)

Mixed Meat — a formed mash of dif­fer­ent cuts or com­bi­na­tions of meat types

  • Pre­pare your selec­tion by remov­ing veins, bones, and sinews. Decide if you want to keep, and how much, any fat
  • If using a meat mix­ture, chop, mince, grind, process, or any com­bi­na­tion as desired
  • Sea­son your choice of meat, to taste
  • Allow to set for a few min­utes
  • In the mean­time, line the Ham Mak­er with a Cook­ing Bag
  • When ready, place meat into the can­is­ter
  • Twist the top of the bag closed
  • Close the Ham Mak­er with the press and lid, then insert the ther­mome­ter
  • When water in the pot reach­es between 180 — 195F, place the full Ham Mak­er in the water, mak­ing sure the water lev­el sits above the fill line of the meat inside
  • Keep the tem­per­a­ture steady (I set my gas stove low-medi­um)
  • Cook until inter­nal tem­per­a­ture reach­es the safe cook­ing tem­per­a­ture for your meat choice, about 2 hours
  • Place the hot Ham Mak­er on a hot pad in the refrig­er­a­tor and cool overnight
  • When ful­ly cooled, run can­is­ter under warm water to release the meat

Slice and Enjoy!

Pictures!!

Chopped, Minced, and Processed
Remov­ing Air Bub­bles
Squish
It’s Hot!
Chill­ing
Open­ing
Pour out the juice
Release
Still in Bag
There it is!

Ta-DAAA!! The hole is where both the twist top of the plas­tic and the ther­mome­ter when in. You can see the tex­ture dif­fer­ences from the dif­fer­ent cuts/processing of the meat. Deli­cious!

No Ham Maker Methods

Sous Vide and Smoked are two meth­ods of mak­ing this. If you don’t have a sous vide device, there are alter­na­tives

Sous Vide Method

There are dif­fer­ent ways to sous vide with­out actu­al­ly using a sous vide device. You can use an oven, a Dutch oven or a pot, and even a rice cook­er.

Ingredients and Supplies

Meat, Sea­son­ings, Mix­ing Bowls, Water, Pot/Oven/Rice Cook­er, Ther­mome­ter, Refrig­er­a­tor

Time

35 min­utes Prep + 2 hours Cook + Chill

Prepare Meat

*Pic­tures below

  • Remove any veins, sinews, and bones. Remove or use fat as desired
  • Choose your meat:

Whole Meat — an entire piece of meat, uncut (e.g. pork loin, pork shoul­der, whole breast)

Mixed Meat — a formed mash of dif­fer­ent cuts or com­bi­na­tions of meat types

  • If using Mixed Meat, pre­pare a [diced: minced: ground] meat ratio of [¾ : ½ : ⅓ lb] or [350 : 250 : 150 g]
  • Sea­son the meat, to taste (If desired, sea­son each tex­ture a bit dif­fer­ent­ly for a com­bined com­plex fla­vor)

Wrap

  • Set out a dou­ble lay­er of plas­tic wrap and sprin­kle half with smoked papri­ka and what­ev­er else you’d like
  • Turn out meat mix­ture
  • Tight­ly roll into desired shape and size

NOTE: Make sure wrapped meat log(s) will fit into your cook­ing imple­ment so it can be cov­ered in water!

  • Secure the ends

Cooking

Here are 3 meth­ods of cook­ing the meat ham with­out ded­i­cat­ed Sous Vide equip­ment

Pot Method

  • Fill with water
  • Bring water to a boil
  • Place meat log into the water (make sure meat is and will be ful­ly sub­merged the whole time)
  • Bring to a boil again
  • Turn off heat and place lid tight­ly on top
  • Leave for 45 min­utes to 1 hour
  • Check for done­ness with ther­mome­ter
  • Repeat if nec­es­sary
  • When done, let cool and enjoy, or chill in refrig­er­a­tor

Oven Method

  • Pre­heat oven to 215 — 220F (100C)
  • Select a deep dish or oven safe pot
  • Boil enough water to fill
  • Pour in boil­ing water
  • Place meat log
  • Cov­er with parch­ment paper
  • Cov­er that in foil and/or a tight lid
  • Cook for 1–3 hours until 160F (75C)
  • Remove from oven
  • Place in an ice bath and/or refrig­er­a­tor until inter­nal tem­per­a­ture is 50F (10C)

Rice Cook­er Method

  • Boil water
  • Pour boiled water into rice cook­er
  • Using a ther­mome­ter, mix in cold water until water tem­per­a­ture is some­where between 175–195F
  • Place meat log into water
  • Close
  • Set rice cook­er to Keep Warm
  • Cook for about 2 hours
  • Be sure tem­per­a­ture is safe for choice of meat
  • Let cool then enjoy or chill in refrig­er­a­tor

Pictures (Oven Method)

Ta Da!! Taste was ON POINT

Smoker Method

This method uses a meat grinder then a meat smok­er. You can use a ded­i­cat­ed meat grinder, a meat grind­ing attach­ment for a stand mix­er, or even just a food proces­sor

Prepare Meat

  • Decide on ratio of meat cuts (e.g. [½ : ½] ratio of [skinned chick­en thigh : skin­less chick­en breast])
  • Cut into small pieces

Grind/Process

  • Grind/Process 1st time
  • Grind/Process 2nd time
  • Add any desired sea­son­ings and half of total water

NOTE: For 1lb of meat, add 20ml (⅔ oz. or 1⅓ Tbsp) of water

Total ratio is 40mL water per 1lb (40mL = 1⅓ oz = 2¾ Tbsp)

  • Grind/Process 3rd time

Wrap

  • Place ground meat in a mix­ing bowl
  • Add the rest of the water, and then mix togeth­er real­ly well (should be very sticky)
  • Pump or stuff into an edi­ble or ined­i­ble cas­ing (100mm is the largest size I could find on Ama­zon)
  • Secure the end

Cooking

Overview: 1 hour Dry + 1 hour @ 130F + 1 hour @ 145F + 1 hour @ 160F + more @ 175F

Total: ~5 hours

  • Set smok­er to 120F (50C), NO smoke, NO humid­i­ty, OPEN dampers to dry the cas­ing for 1 hour
  • Set to 130F (55C), ADD smoke, ADD humid­i­ty (water pan), ¾ damper for 1 hour
  • 145F (65C) for 1 hour
  • 160F (72F) for 1 hour
  • 175F (75C) until inter­nal tem­per­a­ture reach­es 160F (72C)
  • Place in an ice bath to sep­a­rate the cas­ing and the meat

Slice and enjoy!

Notes

Attempt 4/14/24: Used Oven Sous Vide Method. Should have added some­thing like corn­starch in the meat mix­ture to give it some adher­ence. That and/or chang­ing the ratio to add more ground/pureed meat to fill in the gaps in the meat, while tak­ing away from the orig­i­nal cubed meat. Even if cub­ing (altered the recipe direc­tions to use small­er pieces), then should process a lit­tle. 3 degrees of food proces­sor chop­ping to make the final prod­uct smoother would be more ide­al. The way this end­ed up was more of a head­cheese. There IS an obvi­ous com­plex tex­ture, but it all fell apart eas­i­ly. The 3 dif­fer­ent fla­vor pro­files gave it GREAT taste. Made the mis­take of not think­ing about the cook­ing ves­sel until after rolling the meat. Should have cut it in half and then would have been able to have 2 small­er hams and able to cook it inside of the Dutch oven with the water filled to the top. The way I had it, the water did­n’t even cov­er the whole meat log, so cook­ing was very uneven. Unsure of how to test inter­nal tem­per­a­ture of meat log with­out mak­ing a mess. Cook­ing @ 215F took about 2.5 to 3 hours total. Used way too much plas­tic wrap and was­n’t able to use a lid­ded dish, just 2 lay­ers of foil. Meat used: Chick­en. 3 thighs, 1.5 breast, ¼lb ground chick­en (hand squeezed to pul­ver­ize). NEXT TIME: more ground chick­en, less cubed breast. Add corn­starch for smooth­ness and adher­ence. Small­er logs for more even cook­ing. More food pro­cess­ing. Maybe try using meat cas­ing.

7/21/2025: Used Ham Mak­er

  • Sous Vide cook­ing charts rec­om­mend cook­ing chick­en at 150F for 1–3 hours.
  • A Ham Mak­er is a MUCH eas­i­er method of doing this. It’s a met­al con­trap­tion with a spring in it that fits right into a stock pot on the stove and does the same thing neat­ly. How­ev­er, if you don’t have one and don’t want one, this is fine, too.
  • There’s always the option of bak­ing or broil­ing it after the fact for a pos­si­ble crust or rind? Haven’t attempt­ed that yet

How to View House Roof Without Climbing onto It

writ­ten 5/19/25, updat­ed 5/19/25

What

View­ing roof with­out climb­ing on it

Why

Too tall, unsafe

Effort and Time

Easy & Quick

Some­times you want to view your roof. You don’t want to pay a pro­fes­sion­al to come do it you don’t have to, but you also want to know if there’s dam­age that needs to be addressed. Say, you live in house with more than one-sto­ry and you real­ly don’t have a lad­der nor want to climb that high, or you sim­ply don’t feel com­fort­able on one (espe­cial­ly by your­self! I knew a capa­ble, sin­gle man whose lad­der kicked out and he land­ed on his feet 2 sto­ries down which frac­tured both ankles and his back. True sto­ry). Here are some options avail­able to you with­out cost­ing an arm and a leg or a back mon­e­tar­i­ly and phys­i­cal­ly (hope­ful­ly).

Methods

Dis­claimer: There are many dif­fer­ent types of sit­u­a­tions and house con­fig­u­ra­tions out there. Also, I am NOT a pro­fes­sion­al, just a DIY­er in a town­house.

Camera on Stick — Easiest, Cheapest Method

Pros: Easy, Fast, Safe

Cons: May have to buy items if you don’t already have them, lim­it­ed by length and curves

Mate­ri­als: Livestream­ing Cam­era, Pole (broom, gar­den, PVC pipe, any­thing sol­id and strong), Duct Tape, Phone/Viewing Screen

Cost: You can get a decent cam­era (beware unrep­utable brands and apps in case they release mal­ware into your home inter­net sys­tem) for less than $15, Dol­lar Tree sells broom han­dles and tape for $1.25 each. Assum­ing you own a smart­phone and noth­ing else, you can do this for under $20.

Instruc­tions:

  • Most hous­es these days have wi-fi con­nect­ed secu­ri­ty cam­eras that can livestream, a broom or some oth­er strong pole(s), and tape
  • Decide on the best place to view your roof from (e.g. upstairs win­dow)
  • Duct tape your cam­era to the tip of the pole, mak­ing sure it’s secure
  • If you need height, duct tape togeth­er a few of them mak­ing sure the pole over­lap is enough to stay strong when you extend it
  • Open the cam­era app and start livestream­ing the cam­era
  • If you want to and have the func­tion, hit the “Record” but­ton
  • Extend your cam­era-on-a-stick towards the roof with a firm grip, and inspect it
  • Watch video on phone lat­er

DONE. Easy Peasy.

Drone

Pros: Easy, Good View, Maneu­ver­able

Cons: Expen­sive unless you already own one or want a nice one, Crash/loss Poten­tial, Beware drone fly­ing laws

Because the stu­pid app is stu­pid, I tried to tape a cam­era to the drone which oth­er­wise flies decent­ly for some­thing under $50

Mate­ri­als: Drone, Phone

Cost: At least $200 for a decent drone (any less and it’s worth­less and pos­si­ble secu­ri­ty risk), $15 sub­scrip­tion fee for app

Would be fine if you already have a good qual­i­ty drone or want one to begin with, but I was­n’t pay­ing $200–400 for a drone just to look at the roof. Instead, I spent 2 week­ends try­ing this fan­cy method with 2 cheap drones ($130 togeth­er) before I real­ized I wast­ed good mon­ey. This is use­ful and easy only if you already have a decent qual­i­ty drone and/or live in a one-sto­ry house. My first drone could fly decent­ly, but the app (3rd par­ty sep­a­rate from the drone sell­er) not only failed to load, but tried to hack into the inter­net sys­tem of my house both times I tried to unsuc­cess­ful­ly launch it. So, I got a sec­ond drone with its own view­ing screen and no need to con­nect an app, but the drone itself was utter garbage and was impos­si­ble to fly. Absolute waste of mon­ey. Deter­mined to make it work, I paid for the small­est cam­era ($42.99) I could find (after hours of scan­ning the inter­net) that did­n’t need phone con­nec­tion to work, just an SD card. I taped it to my first drone and tried to fly that up to the roof. Ter­ri­fied that it would fly off on its own (I’m not very good at fly­ing drones, so I crash often), I tied a string to it, but it did­n’t mat­ter in the end because the range between the con­troller and drone was about 1 sto­ry tops. Total FAILURE and an utter waste of mon­ey ($172.97. OUCH)! The only good things that came about this is that, 1) Now I know I don’t real­ly care to fly drones any­more, and 2) It’s a fun gad­get to antag­o­nize the dog with.

Instruc­tion: Very sim­ple

  • Con­nect drone to phone
  • Fly up
  • View roof
  • Don’t Crash
  • Review footage

Com­plete!

Others

Sim­i­lar to the drone, you could try a Rock Crawler RC Car with a cam­era either built-in or taped to it. It’s eas­i­er to con­trol than a drone, espe­cial­ly the slow­er speed of the Rock Crawlers, though beware the tilt of the roof, if you can lift it onto the roof with a grab­ber arm or some­thing. Just don’t dri­ve off the edge! I’d tie a string or fish­ing line around it in case it does (just don’t get it tan­gled in the wheels).

An Endo­scope could be use­ful? You could shove it along the roof? It’s flex­i­ble enough to snake around things, though the small field of view might not be so great.

Pet Rat with Cam­era and Leash… Maybe not. A hawk might get it.

You could hire some­one to per­ma­nent­ly mount a Solar Pow­ered Cam­era some­where up there, like the chim­ney. That way you can view it at any time. Weath­er could be a prob­lem, as well as retriev­ing it if you need­ed to.