Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Written Walkthrough Guide

written 1/22/2024, updated 1/27/2024

• Published: Graffiti Games
• Platform Played: Nintendo Switch
• Price: $13.49 from MSRP: $14.99
• Rated: T (Teen)
• Genre: Action, Adventure, Arcade
• Date Released: January 18, 2023

Quick Jump

1. Elevators
2. Quests
   1. Say Cheese!
   2. Stinky Statues
   3. A Painter’s Payment
   4. Rare Artifact
   5. Good Food
   6. Homewrecker
   7. A Mining Operation
   8. Tagging Fancy Foyer
   9. Scandalous Sculpting
   10. Estate Extortion
   11. Put a Ring on It
   12. A Manhwa for Meemaw
   13. Sell Your Soul
   14. Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks
   15. Cardboard Collector
   16. Enter the Shroominati
   17. Cryptid Extraordinaires
   18. The Peace Treaty
   19. Hungry for Fruit
   20. Sad Little Stonkle
   21. Gregg’s Waifu
   22. A Little Sippy Treat
   23. Wall of Food
   24. Medium’s Reading
   25. Science Never Sleeps
   26. A Boney Bridge
   27. Blinded by Science
   28. Blind Date
   29. The Rat Pass
   30. Steal the Bank
3. Rocks
4. Photos
5. Hats
6. Notes

Elevators

All the Elevators are randomly generated in each robbing session (which while works for the repetitiveness, gets frustrating when you’re looking for one in particular)

Differently colored frames:

Quests

Say Cheese!

• From: Annie in Hideout
• Get: Explorer’s Hat

Show Annie 11 pictures (See Photos below)

Stinky Statues

• From: Worker in Fancy Foyer
• Get: Access

Buy Pickaxe from Dark Web

A Painter’s Payment

• From: Starfruit in Fancy Foyer
• Get: Artist Hat

Find slayQueen32 in a Vault (elevator) and deliver Exposure Bucks to Starfruit

Rare Artifact

• From: Kiwi in a Vault (Elevator)
• Get: Electrician’s Hat

Deliver black market Rare Artifact to Watt Melon in another Vault (Elevator)

Good Food

• From: Ravioli in Office (Elevator)
• Get: Stacked Rocks

Obtain Good Food Certificate from Pierogi in Dark Docks, bring back to Ravioli

Homewrecker

• From: Old Lady Lime in Office (Elevator)
• Get: Fancy Glasses

Get Divorce Papers from Old Man Lime in Seed Stock, deliver to Old Lady Lime

A Mining Operation

• From: Beet in Office (Elevator)
• Get: Non-Fungus Trinket

Get XTR 9030 GPU from Green Bean wearing a suit in Cryptic Crypt, deliver to Beet

Tagging Fancy Foyer

• From: Peas in Fancy Foyer
• Get: Graffiti Hat

Use Crayon to deface paintings in the Fancy Foyer, then talk to Peas

Scandalous Sculpting

• From: Dragonfruit in Fancy Foyer
• Get: Sculpted Rock

Get Wood from Blueberry in Southeast Dark Docks, give to Dragonfruit

Estate Extortion

• From: Blueberry in Seed Stock
• Get: Acorn Hat & Rock House

Talk to Acorn in Southeast Fancy Foyer for Scalp and Tears, return to Blueberry

Put a Ring on It

• From: The Florist and Strawberry in Seed Stock
• Get: Trans Rock, Photo, Flower Crown, & Sunhat

Obtain Candy Ring for The Florist by completing Blind Date Quest in Cryptic Crypt, then the Gold Ring for Strawberry in the Motherlode Vault past the Sewers

A Manhwa for Meemaw

• From: Crangelica in Seed Stock
• Get: Turnip-Chan Photo

Deliver to Manhwa to CranCran in any Arena Elevator (Red Star), Give Crangelica How to Draw Manga

Sell Your Soul

• From: DJ Sizzle in Flame Elevator
• Get: Big Lumpy Rock

Use 1 of 2 Soul weapons to capture Souls until you get all the songs from DJ Sizzle (Hint: Easiest is to kill the Rock Candy monsters and the Arena)

Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks

• From: Pie in the Ground Elevator
• Get: Golden *Poop* Hat

Find and deliver 8 pet rocks to pie (see below)

Cardboard Collector

• From: Carrot in Seed Stock
• Get: Access

Buy Cardboard Box from Dark Web for $8,000, then show Carrot

Enter the Shroominati

• From: Red Mushroom in Mush Cult Elevator (Skull)
• Get: Enoki Hat, Fly Agaric Hat, Verdegris Agaric Hat, & Violet Webcap Hat

Go talk to the recruiter in South Seed Stock for the Cult Passcode and return for 4 Mush Cult requests: 100 SWAT Peppers, 1000 furniture, 100 Snails, and 200 Peach Cops, (Hint: Peach Cops are found in Yeehaw Boss fight, Seed Stock, and level 1 Arena/Office)

Cryptid Extraordinaires

• From: Cryptid Extraordinaires Wilma and Theodore
• Get: Cryptid Hunter Extraordinaire Hat & Rock Candy Photo

Buy Disposable Camera from Dark Web for $8 and return

The Peace Treaty

• From: King Gob in Dark Docks
• Get: Knighted

Go talk to the blue Kiwi in West Seed Stock, deliver Peace Treaty back to King Gob

Hungry for Fruit

• From: Gimlar in Dark Docks
• Get: Smiley Rock

Examine tree in Seed Stock east of train, bring Fake Foodfolk Fruit back to Gimlar

Sad Little Stonkle

• From: Stockle in Dark Docks
• Get: Stonkle’s Rock

Place the Drawing on Stinky’s Desk in Motherlode Vault, return to Stonkle

Gregg’s Waifu

• From: Gregg in Dark Docks
• Get: Goblin Ears Hat

Buy Body Pillow from Dark Web for $69 and give to Gregg

A Little Sippy Treat

• From: Conductor Onion in Locker Room Elevator
• Get: Rubber Ducky Hat

Get Sodie Pop from Pearl in the West Sewers and give to Conductor Onion

Wall of Food

• From: Merged Foodfolk in Dark Docks
• Get: Access

Buy Foodfolk Separator X 2000 360 No Scope for $30,000 from Dark Web, then return and use it

Medium’s Reading

• From: Elderberry Medium in Cryptic Crypts
• Get: Turnip Girl’s Bow

Find and bring Turnip Boy’s ghost sister back to Elderberry Medium

Science Never Sleeps

• From: Dr. Dogna in Fox Elevator
• Get: Fox Hat

Defeat Super Fox

A Boney Bridge

• From: Pumpkin? in Cryptic Crypt
• Get: Access

Buy Build-A-Bridge Schematics for $150,000 from the Dark Web and return

Blinded by Science

• From: Buddy the Carrot in Cryptic Crypt
• Get: Geode Rock

Go talk to The Thinker in Fancy Foyer and return with Thinker’s Thoughts

Blind Date

• From: Pomegranate vampire in Cryptic Crypt
• Get: Candy Ring

Give Love Letter to CranCran (Arena), then return with Romantic Drawing

The Rat Pass

• From: Rat Friend
• Get: Rat Hat

Talk to Rat in in Northwest Sewers for a Rat Pass, and return to Rat Friend

Steal the Bank

• From: Dillitini
• Get: Beat Game!

Buy Jet Boosters for $900,000, then defeat all 4 bosses again. Play the grand finale (turn on God-Mode if you find it too difficult)!!

Rocks

1. Rock House – Estate Extortion Quest – Blueberry (Seed Stock)
2. Stacked Rocks – Good Food Quest – Ravioli (Elevator)
3. Sculpted Rock – Scandalous Sculpting Quest – Dragonfruit (Fancy Foyer)
4. Smiley Rock – Hungry for Fruit Quest – Gimlar (Dark Docks)
5. Geode Rock – Blinded by Science Quest – Carrot named Buddy (Cryptic Crypt)
6. Big Lumpy Rock – Sell Your Soul Quest – DJ Sizzle (Flame Elevator)
7. Trans Rock – Put a Ring on it Quest – The Florist (Seed Stock)
8. Stonkle’s Rock – Sad Little Stonkle Quest – Stonkle (Dark Docks)

Photos

1. Destroying Public Property to Make a Statement – Graffiti Guy – (Fancy Foyer)
2. Rock Candy – Cryptid Hunters – (Seed Stock)
3. Cool Stained Glass – After defeating Candy Apple – (Failed Festival)
4. Turnip-Chan – Crangelica shows you during the Manhwa Quest – (Seed Stock)
5. Creepy Portrait – Near storage shelves – (Dark Docks)
6. Crying Anime – On Wall – (Dark Docks)
7. How Are You Still Alive? – Zombie Goblin – (Cryptic Crypt)
8. Home… – Hallway – (Cryptic Crypt)
9. Me and Dad! (Motherlode Vault)
10. The Big Proposal! – Strawberry and The Florist – (Seed Stock)
11. OH GOD OH SHI– (Sewer hidden room)

Hats

Hat	Character	Condition	Location
10 Gallon Hat	–	Defeat Sargeant Yeehaw (Cowboy Courtroom Quest)	Inbox
A Frog	–		Inbox
A Rabid Dog	–		Inbox
Acorn Hat	Acorn	During Estate Extortion Quest	Seed Stock
Alien Glasses	–	Finish Game	Inbox
Artist Hat	Starfruit	Finish A Painter’s Payment Quest	Fancy Foyer
Bald	–		–
Bone	–		Inbox
Candied Turnip	–	Defeat Candy Apple	Failed Festival
Cat ears	–	–	Inbox
Chad Sunglasses	–	Defeat Robo Chad (Longevity Labs Boss)	Inbox
Clown	–	Finish Game?	Inbox
Coffee Order	Uncle Rigsby	Defeat Uncle Rigsby	Pitiful Pit
Cryptid Hunter Extraordinaire	Cryptid Hunters	Give Cryptid Hunters Camera	Seed Stock
Dillitini’s Fedora	–	Finish Game	Inbox
Don’s Fedora	–	Reach Motherlode Vault	Inbox
Electrician’s Hat	Watt Melon	Finish Rare Artifact Quest	Vault Elevator
Enoki	Enoki Mushroom	Finish Mush Cult Request	Inbox
Explorer	Annie	Finish Say Cheese! Quest	Base Hideout
Fancy Glasses	Old Lady Lime	Finish Homewrecker Quest	Elevator
Flower Crown	Strawberry	Finish Put a Ring on It Quest	Inbox
Fly Agaric	Red Agaric Mushroom	Finish Mush Cult Request	Inbox
Fox Hat	Dr. Dogna	Defeat Super Fox	Lab Lab Elevator
Goblin Ears	Gregg	Finish Gregg’s Waifu Quest	Dark Dock
Golden *Poop*	Pie	Finish Rocks Rocks and More Rocks Quest	Underground Elevator
Graffiti Hat	Peas	Finish Tagging Fancy Foyer Quest	Fancy Foyer
Hard Hat	–	–	Inbox
Legally Distinct Space Visor	–	Finish Game	Inbox
Mailbox	Turnip Boy’s Mailbox	Talk to Mailbox (Cryptic Crypt)	Inbox
Mini Me	–	–	–
New Year’s	–	–	Inbox
Operator	–	–	Inbox
Rat	Rat Friend	Finish Rat Friend’s Quest	Sewers
Robo-Roids Merch	Store	Buy from Robo-Roids Store	Hideout
Rubber Duck	Conductor Onion	Finish A Little Sippy Treat Quest	Locker Room Elevator
Santa Hat	–	–	Inbox
Subscriber Crown	–	–	Inbox
Sunhat	Florist	Finish Put a Ring on It Quest	Inbox
Turnip Girl’s Bow	Elderberry Medium	Lead Sister Ghost to Elderberry Medium	Cryptic Crypt
Verdegris Agaric	Green Agaric Mushroom	Finish Mush Cult Request	Inbox
Violet Webcap	Purple Mushroom	Finish Mush Cult Request	Inbox
You’re on Fire!	–	–	Inbox

Notes

• BEWARE: On Uncle Rigsby boss fight, be careful not to get sucked into the middle of the black pit before you kill him because you’ll get stuck! It’s quite the glitch. I had to wait for the police to come kill me and then had to do the fight again!

• The Shroominati worship the Great Mush, and there’s a Broccoli down there that thinks the Great Mush looks more like a Broccoli. In reality, it’s a nuclear blast, explaining why the Foodfolk are sentient and there are some deformed-looking creatures everywhere. Except rats in the sewer.

• The Goblins are actually humans. As Gregg explains, the existing Goblins were vegan cosplayers and LARPers when the blast happened which is why they ended up transforming with pointy ears. They were going to a Con as cosplayers
• Non-Fungus Trinkets it likely a reference to NFTs
• Exposure Bucks is hilarious “shout-outs” on social media by influencers who don’t want to pay for things
• Turnip Boy’s sister reportedly died in a plane crash
• The Great Explosion was the nuclear detonation
• Graffiti Guy is a nod towards Graffiti Games
• The Manhwa quest digs at -chan drawings and Isekai anime/manga
• XTR 9030 GPU must refer to the GeForce RTX 3090
• Dillitini is the mafia pickle you could have freed in the first game when you shatter the jar he was being kept in
• If I remember correctly, the real estate quest is another reference to the first game. Also, in that quest, the acorn turns into a tree after giving you its scalp and tears and wallowing in the soil it bought because not only did it lose its woody cap, but the tears made it so that it would grow roots
• Wood is considered black market material because as foodfolk, they all come from plants, so wood would be rather gruesome
• Body Pillow is in reference to otaku Waifu and Husbando. Interesting that it costs $69
• Lore in the game states that if Turnip Boy speaks, his voice has the ability to rip out people’s souls. Crancran was killed this way in the first game which is why she and her applecats are in The Beyond Arena
• Maybe I went too fast, but I think Turnip Boy says one word to someone in this game, too! Can’t remember now
• “No Scope” from the Foodfolk Separator is in reference to COD games sniper rifle usage. Now, I didn’t play Doom itself, but I did play Chex Quest which is very much like Doom, and I feel like the amalgamation of foodfolk as a door is like The Flembrane that covers some doors in Chex Quest. You have to shoot it to proceed and a gun is what the Separator X 2000 No Scope is