Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Writ­ten Walk­through Guide

writ­ten 1/22/2024, updat­ed 1/27/2024

• Pub­lished: Graf­fi­ti Games
• Plat­form Played: Nin­ten­do Switch
• Price: $13.49 from MSRP: $14.99
• Rat­ed: T (Teen)
• Genre: Action, Adven­ture, Arcade
• Date Released: Jan­u­ary 18, 2023

Quick Jump

1. Ele­va­tors
2. Quests
   1. Say Cheese!
   2. Stinky Stat­ues
   3. A Painter’s Pay­ment
   4. Rare Arti­fact
   5. Good Food
   6. Home­wreck­er
   7. A Min­ing Oper­a­tion
   8. Tag­ging Fan­cy Foy­er
   9. Scan­dalous Sculpt­ing
   10. Estate Extor­tion
   11. Put a Ring on It
   12. A Man­hwa for Meemaw
   13. Sell Your Soul
   14. Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks
   15. Card­board Col­lec­tor
   16. Enter the Shroom­i­nati
   17. Cryp­tid Extra­or­di­naires
   18. The Peace Treaty
   19. Hun­gry for Fruit
   20. Sad Lit­tle Ston­kle
   21. Greg­g’s Wai­fu
   22. A Lit­tle Sip­py Treat
   23. Wall of Food
   24. Medi­um’s Read­ing
   25. Sci­ence Nev­er Sleeps
   26. A Boney Bridge
   27. Blind­ed by Sci­ence
   28. Blind Date
   29. The Rat Pass
   30. Steal the Bank
3. Rocks
4. Pho­tos
5. Hats
6. Notes

Elevators

All the Ele­va­tors are ran­dom­ly gen­er­at­ed in each rob­bing ses­sion (which while works for the repet­i­tive­ness, gets frus­trat­ing when you’re look­ing for one in par­tic­u­lar)

Dif­fer­ent­ly col­ored frames:

Quests

Say Cheese!

• From: Annie in Hide­out
• Get: Explor­er’s Hat

Show Annie 11 pic­tures (See Pho­tos below)

Stinky Statues

• From: Work­er in Fan­cy Foy­er
• Get: Access

Buy Pick­axe from Dark Web

A Painter’s Payment

• From: Star­fruit in Fan­cy Foy­er
• Get: Artist Hat

Find slayQueen32 in a Vault (ele­va­tor) and deliv­er Expo­sure Bucks to Star­fruit

Rare Artifact

• From: Kiwi in a Vault (Ele­va­tor)
• Get: Elec­tri­cian’s Hat

Deliv­er black mar­ket Rare Arti­fact to Watt Mel­on in anoth­er Vault (Ele­va­tor)

Good Food

• From: Ravi­o­li in Office (Ele­va­tor)
• Get: Stacked Rocks

Obtain Good Food Cer­tifi­cate from Piero­gi in Dark Docks, bring back to Ravi­o­li

Homewrecker

• From: Old Lady Lime in Office (Ele­va­tor)
• Get: Fan­cy Glass­es

Get Divorce Papers from Old Man Lime in Seed Stock, deliv­er to Old Lady Lime

A Mining Operation

• From: Beet in Office (Ele­va­tor)
• Get: Non-Fun­gus Trin­ket

Get XTR 9030 GPU from Green Bean wear­ing a suit in Cryp­tic Crypt, deliv­er to Beet

Tagging Fancy Foyer

• From: Peas in Fan­cy Foy­er
• Get: Graf­fi­ti Hat

Use Cray­on to deface paint­ings in the Fan­cy Foy­er, then talk to Peas

Scandalous Sculpting

• From: Drag­on­fruit in Fan­cy Foy­er
• Get: Sculpt­ed Rock

Get Wood from Blue­ber­ry in South­east Dark Docks, give to Drag­on­fruit

Estate Extortion

• From: Blue­ber­ry in Seed Stock
• Get: Acorn Hat & Rock House

Talk to Acorn in South­east Fan­cy Foy­er for Scalp and Tears, return to Blue­ber­ry

Put a Ring on It

• From: The Florist and Straw­ber­ry in Seed Stock
• Get: Trans Rock, Pho­to, Flower Crown, & Sun­hat

Obtain Can­dy Ring for The Florist by com­plet­ing Blind Date Quest in Cryp­tic Crypt, then the Gold Ring for Straw­ber­ry in the Moth­er­lode Vault past the Sew­ers

A Manhwa for Meemaw

• From: Crangel­i­ca in Seed Stock
• Get: Turnip-Chan Pho­to

Deliv­er to Man­hwa to Cran­Cran in any Are­na Ele­va­tor (Red Star), Give Crangel­i­ca How to Draw Man­ga

Sell Your Soul

• From: DJ Siz­zle in Flame Ele­va­tor
• Get: Big Lumpy Rock

Use 1 of 2 Soul weapons to cap­ture Souls until you get all the songs from DJ Siz­zle (Hint: Eas­i­est is to kill the Rock Can­dy mon­sters and the Are­na)

Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks

• From: Pie in the Ground Ele­va­tor
• Get: Gold­en *Poop* Hat

Find and deliv­er 8 pet rocks to pie (see below)

Cardboard Collector

• From: Car­rot in Seed Stock
• Get: Access

Buy Card­board Box from Dark Web for $8,000, then show Car­rot

Enter the Shroominati

• From: Red Mush­room in Mush Cult Ele­va­tor (Skull)
• Get: Eno­ki Hat, Fly Agar­ic Hat, Verde­gris Agar­ic Hat, & Vio­let Web­cap Hat

Go talk to the recruiter in South Seed Stock for the Cult Pass­code and return for 4 Mush Cult requests: 100 SWAT Pep­pers, 1000 fur­ni­ture, 100 Snails, and 200 Peach Cops, (Hint: Peach Cops are found in Yee­haw Boss fight, Seed Stock, and lev­el 1 Arena/Office)

Cryptid Extraordinaires

• From: Cryp­tid Extra­or­di­naires Wilma and Theodore
• Get: Cryp­tid Hunter Extra­or­di­naire Hat & Rock Can­dy Pho­to

Buy Dis­pos­able Cam­era from Dark Web for $8 and return

The Peace Treaty

• From: King Gob in Dark Docks
• Get: Knight­ed

Go talk to the blue Kiwi in West Seed Stock, deliv­er Peace Treaty back to King Gob

Hungry for Fruit

• From: Gim­lar in Dark Docks
• Get: Smi­ley Rock

Exam­ine tree in Seed Stock east of train, bring Fake Food­folk Fruit back to Gim­lar

Sad Little Stonkle

• From: Stock­le in Dark Docks
• Get: Ston­kle’s Rock

Place the Draw­ing on Stinky’s Desk in Moth­er­lode Vault, return to Ston­kle

Gregg’s Waifu

• From: Gregg in Dark Docks
• Get: Gob­lin Ears Hat

Buy Body Pil­low from Dark Web for $69 and give to Gregg

A Little Sippy Treat

• From: Con­duc­tor Onion in Lock­er Room Ele­va­tor
• Get: Rub­ber Ducky Hat

Get Sodie Pop from Pearl in the West Sew­ers and give to Con­duc­tor Onion

Wall of Food

• From: Merged Food­folk in Dark Docks
• Get: Access

Buy Food­folk Sep­a­ra­tor X 2000 360 No Scope for $30,000 from Dark Web, then return and use it

Medium’s Reading

• From: Elder­ber­ry Medi­um in Cryp­tic Crypts
• Get: Turnip Girl’s Bow

Find and bring Turnip Boy’s ghost sis­ter back to Elder­ber­ry Medi­um

Science Never Sleeps

• From: Dr. Dogna in Fox Ele­va­tor
• Get: Fox Hat

Defeat Super Fox

A Boney Bridge

• From: Pump­kin? in Cryp­tic Crypt
• Get: Access

Buy Build-A-Bridge Schemat­ics for $150,000 from the Dark Web and return

Blinded by Science

• From: Bud­dy the Car­rot in Cryp­tic Crypt
• Get: Geode Rock

Go talk to The Thinker in Fan­cy Foy­er and return with Thinker’s Thoughts

Blind Date

• From: Pome­gran­ate vam­pire in Cryp­tic Crypt
• Get: Can­dy Ring

Give Love Let­ter to Cran­Cran (Are­na), then return with Roman­tic Draw­ing

The Rat Pass

• From: Rat Friend
• Get: Rat Hat

Talk to Rat in in North­west Sew­ers for a Rat Pass, and return to Rat Friend

Steal the Bank

• From: Dil­li­ti­ni
• Get: Beat Game!

Buy Jet Boost­ers for $900,000, then defeat all 4 boss­es again. Play the grand finale (turn on God-Mode if you find it too dif­fi­cult)!!

Rocks

1. Rock House - Estate Extor­tion Quest — Blue­ber­ry (Seed Stock)
2. Stacked Rocks - Good Food Quest - Ravi­o­li (Ele­va­tor)
3. Sculpt­ed Rock — Scan­dalous Sculpt­ing Quest - Drag­on­fruit (Fan­cy Foy­er)
4. Smi­ley Rock — Hun­gry for Fruit Quest — Gim­lar (Dark Docks)
5. Geode Rock - Blind­ed by Sci­ence Quest — Car­rot named Bud­dy (Cryp­tic Crypt)
6. Big Lumpy Rock - Sell Your Soul Quest — DJ Siz­zle (Flame Ele­va­tor)
7. Trans Rock — Put a Ring on it Quest — The Florist (Seed Stock)
8. Ston­kle’s Rock — Sad Lit­tle Ston­kle Quest — Ston­kle (Dark Docks)

Photos

1. Destroy­ing Pub­lic Prop­er­ty to Make a State­ment — Graf­fi­ti Guy — (Fan­cy Foy­er)
2. Rock Can­dy — Cryp­tid Hunters — (Seed Stock)
3. Cool Stained Glass — After defeat­ing Can­dy Apple — (Failed Fes­ti­val)
4. Turnip-Chan — Crangel­i­ca shows you dur­ing the Man­hwa Quest — (Seed Stock)
5. Creepy Por­trait — Near stor­age shelves — (Dark Docks)
6. Cry­ing Ani­me — On Wall — (Dark Docks)
7. How Are You Still Alive? — Zom­bie Gob­lin — (Cryp­tic Crypt)
8. Home… — Hall­way — (Cryp­tic Crypt)
9. Me and Dad! (Moth­er­lode Vault)
10. The Big Pro­pos­al! — Straw­ber­ry and The Florist — (Seed Stock)
11. OH GOD OH SHI- (Sew­er hid­den room)

Hats

Notes

• BEWARE: On Uncle Rigs­by boss fight, be care­ful not to get sucked into the mid­dle of the black pit before you kill him because you’ll get stuck! It’s quite the glitch. I had to wait for the police to come kill me and then had to do the fight again!

• The Shroom­i­nati wor­ship the Great Mush, and there’s a Broc­coli down there that thinks the Great Mush looks more like a Broc­coli. In real­i­ty, it’s a nuclear blast, explain­ing why the Food­folk are sen­tient and there are some deformed-look­ing crea­tures every­where. Except rats in the sew­er.

• The Gob­lins are actu­al­ly humans. As Gregg explains, the exist­ing Gob­lins were veg­an cos­play­ers and LARPers when the blast hap­pened which is why they end­ed up trans­form­ing with pointy ears. They were going to a Con as cos­play­ers
• Non-Fun­gus Trin­kets it like­ly a ref­er­ence to NFTs
• Expo­sure Bucks is hilar­i­ous “shout-outs” on social media by influ­encers who don’t want to pay for things
• Turnip Boy’s sis­ter report­ed­ly died in a plane crash
• The Great Explo­sion was the nuclear det­o­na­tion
• Graf­fi­ti Guy is a nod towards Graf­fi­ti Games
• The Man­hwa quest digs at ‑chan draw­ings and Isekai anime/manga
• XTR 9030 GPU must refer to the GeForce RTX 3090
• Dil­li­ti­ni is the mafia pick­le you could have freed in the first game when you shat­ter the jar he was being kept in
• If I remem­ber cor­rect­ly, the real estate quest is anoth­er ref­er­ence to the first game. Also, in that quest, the acorn turns into a tree after giv­ing you its scalp and tears and wal­low­ing in the soil it bought because not only did it lose its woody cap, but the tears made it so that it would grow roots
• Wood is con­sid­ered black mar­ket mate­r­i­al because as food­folk, they all come from plants, so wood would be rather grue­some
• Body Pil­low is in ref­er­ence to otaku Wai­fu and Hus­ban­do. Inter­est­ing that it costs $69
• Lore in the game states that if Turnip Boy speaks, his voice has the abil­i­ty to rip out peo­ple’s souls. Cran­cran was killed this way in the first game which is why she and her apple­cats are in The Beyond Are­na
• Maybe I went too fast, but I think Turnip Boy says one word to some­one in this game, too! Can’t remem­ber now
• “No Scope” from the Food­folk Sep­a­ra­tor is in ref­er­ence to COD games sniper rifle usage. Now, I did­n’t play Doom itself, but I did play Chex Quest which is very much like Doom, and I feel like the amal­ga­ma­tion of food­folk as a door is like The Flem­brane that cov­ers some doors in Chex Quest. You have to shoot it to pro­ceed and a gun is what the Sep­a­ra­tor X 2000 No Scope is