DIY: Cutting My Own Hair Super Short with Updates

writ­ten 12/29/25, updat­ed 6/8/26

What

DIY hair­cut. I like super short hair

Why

Sav­ing mon­ey and time, get­ting the cut I want not what the hair per­son thinks

Time & Effort

Time: 1–1.5 hours

Effort: Easy-Mod­er­ate

Direc­to­ry

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Materials & Cost

Bought Supplies

Wahl Prof Mag­ic Clip V9000 Cord­ed

The 360 Mir­ror

Alli­ga­tor Hair Clips

Hair Styling Scis­sors

Total

$82.99

$39.99

$5.99

$11.99

$140.96

Owned Supplies

Hair Cut­ting Cape

Comb (clip­pers come with one)

Water Spray Bot­tle

Broom and/or Vac­u­um Clean­er

Process

What fol­lows is the orig­i­nal, very first hair­cut I did myself Decem­ber 2025 where I was real­ly ner­vous. Skip to the bot­tom for Notes and details on my sub­se­quent cuts

Prepping

  • Gath­er sup­plies and clear any rugs or any­thing else in the cut­ting area. Lit­tle hairs will fly! Keep every­thing with­in easy reach
  • Secure the cape
  • Fol­low man­u­fac­tur­er’s instruc­tions on oil­ing the clip­per. The thing I read before­hand said to put one drop on either side of the blades and then back
  • Grab the spray bot­tle and comb, then mist the hair so that it’s mild­ly damp but not sop­ping wet

I could­n’t find a spray bot­tle, so I used a wet comb and that does not work very well

  • Then comb straight so that all the hair lays flat
My hair is at least 2 inch­es too long
  • Know the game­plan. Appar­ent­ly, the rule of thumb for close cuts is to do the sides then the back first. Because I want­ed to keep the top a bit longer, I need­ed to alli­ga­tor clip the hair there out of the way so I could deal with it lat­er

The prob­lem with such large clips is that they get in the way of the clip­per

Cutting!!

  • Start­ing time!! The rec­om­men­da­tion is to use the clip­per guards and to go more con­ser­v­a­tive first. You can take away hair but not put it back.

To start, I used a #4 guard to address the sides. The tech­nique is cut straight into the air and to NOT fol­low the curve of the head just yet.

Deep Breath! LET’S DO THIS!

Right Side

Before
After

Hmm… Did­n’t wet the hair enough, so it was real­ly dif­fi­cult to cut the strands

Left Side

Before
After

Wet it more this time and it was eas­i­er. The only hard part was using my left hand instead of my right

  • Now for the trim­mer! Using the trim­mer and/or the cor­ner edge of the clip­per (no guard), fold the ear and trim around the con­tour

This trim­mer was TERRIBLE. The on/off switch was lit­er­al­ly impos­si­ble to flip and for the num­ber of times you need to do that, it was super obnox­ious and hurt my fin­gers. That’s what hap­pens when I decide to go cheap

left
right

Inter­est­ing­ly, my hair is dif­fer­ent on both sides. In the end, I knew I’d need the help of scis­sors to pol­ish it off

  • Now for the back. I stuck with the #4 guard to take the bulk off. Uti­liz­ing the side mir­rors by turn­ing either left or right to see more (you have to use the mir­ror in the mir­ror effect), I was able to take off the bulk of the length. The straight back, I used a two-hand­ed motion sim­i­lar to that dumb­bell exer­cise
Before
After
  • Now there are those lit­tle strands in the back. I decid­ed to use the trim­mer again. This part was super hard because I could­n’t see any­thing and no amount of phone or mir­ror could help me. In the end, I just used the comb as a straight edge. I knew I’d want anoth­er per­son to help me out lat­er.

They sell these back of head guides that you can secure around your fore­head

  • And for the riski­est part: Fine tun­ing. With the bulk gone, it was time to do detail work. If the length was good for a trim, I would’ve been fine, but I did­n’t want that. I want short­er!

Stu­pid­ly, I went straight from the #4 to a #1 for what­ev­er dumb rea­son. If I was sea­soned, it’d be fine, but I was brand new to this!! So, of course, I made a mis­take.

Whoops. Too much, too fast

  • After laugh­ing ner­vous­ly, I decid­ed to fix it. Slow­ly this time. I went from a #3, to a #2, then a #1. Each guard num­ber I went all over with until I got used to wield­ing the clip­per.

I actu­al­ly was­n’t intend­ing to ever go back to the #1, but I did in the end because it was the only way to get the bot­tom of the back to hug the skin and look more nat­ur­al.

Help­ful: Just because you use a guard does­n’t mean you’re lim­it­ed to it. On the side of the clip­per is a lever that fur­ther con­trols the length. So, using a #3 plus the lever effec­tive­ly gives you #3.1 — 3.9. This allows more con­trol to fine tune and is how I end­ed up fix­ing the hair and feel­ing com­fort­able with the rest of the fine-tun­ing process. It ends up being a tri­al-and-error/prac­tice thing.

  • After fix­ing every­thing, I felt much bet­ter and things were look­ing good as a whole. Now for the mid-tier! I swapped to the #6 to do the curve of my head, then the #4, and even­tu­al­ly #3 (only a lit­tle)
  • For the oth­er side of my head, I removed the clips, combed, then added the clips the oth­er way this time. Time to cut!
Before
After
  • More fine tun­ing all the way around. This is where I final­ly fig­ured out how to prop­er­ly use the tri-fold mir­ror.

The female head has a much more pro­nounced dip/roundness in the back than a typ­i­cal male head, so I had to take that into account

Hmm. I missed some on the right side
  • Hap­py with the sides and back, nor­mal­ly, this is where Hair Scis­sors come into play. Alas, I did NOT have any. I also knew bet­ter than to use reg­u­lar scis­sors or the clip­pers. I would have thinned and lay­ered the top using a 2‑finger hold and cut method, then fine-tuned the con­tours of the ears.

And DONE!

Go clean up and take a show­er!

Before and After Pictures

Notes:

1st Cut — 12/27/25

Very free­ing and so much eas­i­er than I thought it would be! A few hic­cups in the learn­ing process, but over­all, I can see myself doing this for years to come. The tri-fold mir­ror was instru­men­tal in all of this! I would high­ly rec­om­mend it! I’m already imag­in­ing oth­er styles I can try in the future! It’s nice to not only save mon­ey, but do this at my own leisure, in my own house!

  • I need­ed some­one else’s help for the scis­sor-work and con­tour­ing of the back and ears, so I have yet to try that myself. Should­n’t be too hard. I’ll update when­ev­er I do that in the future.
  • While the longer top style-wise was­n’t too bad look­ing, I can’t staaaaand hair in my face, so it just got annoy­ing
  • If using the large hair clips, make sure to push them way up high or they’ll get in the way of the clip­per
  • Def­i­nite­ly use a spray bot­tle
  • I did­n’t real­ize the back of my head is so bumpy. If the pic­tures look like I chopped to much in some places, it’s actu­al­ly because of my head struc­ture

2nd Cut — 2/21/2026

Dura­tion: 10:30am — 11:14am (45 min­utes)

Cut in the kitchen this time which was much bet­ter and brighter than the bath­room. Messed up AGAIN in the same spot because I for­got to return the clip­per lever to the low­est lev­el which means that, yet again, I need­ed to use the #1 guard to smooth it out. It went much faster than the first time because I not only felt more com­fort­able as a whole, but I prop­er­ly uti­lized the 360 Mir­ror. Vac­u­um clean­er is much eas­i­er than broom and dust­pan. Short­er to start this time around and short­er to end with. Also did not have scis­sors and had help for the final touch­es yet again.

LEFT: Pre-cut; CENTER: Messed up in the low­er cor­ner, so had to cut on guard #1 to smooth it out; RIGHT: Post-cut (you can see how the top is very long)

3rd Cut — 4/12/2026

Dura­tion: 11:21am — 12:26pm (1 hour 5 min­utes)

Hair was short­er to start with, but longer to end with than pre­vi­ous iter­a­tions (most­ly because I did­n’t mess up as bad­ly). This time employed scis­sors to help, so it took a bit longer to com­plete, but the detail work is bet­ter. Still messed up when try­ing to use the comb + clip­per method to detail towards the top. Looks bad, but not as bad as the bot­tom of the hair­line. It’s real­ly nice to be able to cut when­ev­er I feel like on my own. This time, I’m going to add some more notes to the process now that it’s more stream­lined.

  • Wet and comb through­out the process
  • Pin hair as desired
  • Choose a Guard - Used #3 with the clip­per lev­el on the short­est set­ting
  • Clip the sides and the back using the 360 mir­ror — Use the mid­dle to start, then the mir­ror-in-the-mir­ror images (i.e. When cut­ting the right side, look to the left; When cut­ting the left side, look to the right). Use an under­hand hold and cut upwards.
Under­hand hold for the back
Mir­ror-in-mir­ror image with scis­sors
  • Ear and Back Detail — Wet, comb, then use scis­sors and/or mini clip­pers. BE CAREFUL!! This is the eas­i­est place to mess up!
  • Short­en and Fade as desired. Used #2 guard ON THE LONGEST CLIPPER LENGTH first, then at half lever for the mid­dle, and then the short­est on the low­est por­tion of the head. Use a scoop­ing motion with the clip­per to pre­vent sharp edges
  • Detail Time — I removed 2 hair clips and then went in small incre­ments with the clip­per lev­el. Be care­ful if you’re try­ing to use the comb as a guard to help. That’s where I messed up this time… heh… heh… Sigh.
  • Scis­sor Work — First time using scis­sors. I read some­where that the best way to cut bangs is to use the comb as a guide and do ver­ti­cal snips to make it look more nat­ur­al. I’m not going for bangs here, but I fig­ured it worked sim­i­lar­ly?
  • Final Touch­es — Look all around for even­ness. I ran the guard­ed clip­per around again to make sure all the areas were cut and found that I’d missed the upper back cor­ners near the top of my head

Com­plete!

Pre-cut
Post-cut

4th Cut — 6/7/2026

Dura­tion: 12:05 — 12:52pm (47 min­utes total)

I was amazed at how long my hair got in such a short time, but look­ing back, this is actu­al­ly a longer inter­val than usu­al. Appar­ent­ly, with hair this short, I need to cut it every 1.5 months. This was clos­er to 2 months. Used the notes from the last appt to help and, over­all, I felt extreme­ly con­fi­dent now that I’ve done it sev­er­al times. I think next time I’ll just start with the #2 guard… Using #3 first helps cut down on bulk so it does­n’t over­whelm the clip­per, but I’ll try to start with it next time. This ses­sion, I did­n’t even both­er using the mini clip­per at all and just used the scis­sors. It is high­ly rec­om­mend­ed and I took it away from the orig­i­nal post. It’s safer, more detailed, and I even test­ed out lay­er­ing a lit­tle. Most­ly hap­py. Still need­ed help to touch up lat­er because the hairs around the ears are too hard to get, that back and top of my head are hard to reach, and espe­cial­ly because I’m right-hand­ed. A lit­tle ner­vous about lay­er­ing. Will do more of it next time. Much short­er time dura­tion than last time! Because the detail work is much bet­ter, I was very hap­py with the out­come and with­out major mis­takes, I don’t have to wear a hat when I go out!

Left: Before; Right: After (I can see lit­tle fly aways in the very top back, but the top has much less bulk than pri­or ses­sions)

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Walkthrough

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Writ­ten Walk­through Guide

writ­ten 1/22/2024, updat­ed 1/27/2024

  • Pub­lished: Graf­fi­ti Games
  • Plat­form Played: Nin­ten­do Switch
  • Price: $13.49 from MSRP: $14.99
  • Rat­ed: T (Teen)
  • Genre: Action, Adven­ture, Arcade
  • Date Released: Jan­u­ary 18, 2023

Quick Jump

  1. Ele­va­tors
  2. Quests
    1. Say Cheese!
    2. Stinky Stat­ues
    3. A Painter’s Pay­ment
    4. Rare Arti­fact
    5. Good Food
    6. Home­wreck­er
    7. A Min­ing Oper­a­tion
    8. Tag­ging Fan­cy Foy­er
    9. Scan­dalous Sculpt­ing
    10. Estate Extor­tion
    11. Put a Ring on It
    12. A Man­hwa for Meemaw
    13. Sell Your Soul
    14. Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks
    15. Card­board Col­lec­tor
    16. Enter the Shroom­i­nati
    17. Cryp­tid Extra­or­di­naires
    18. The Peace Treaty
    19. Hun­gry for Fruit
    20. Sad Lit­tle Ston­kle
    21. Greg­g’s Wai­fu
    22. A Lit­tle Sip­py Treat
    23. Wall of Food
    24. Medi­um’s Read­ing
    25. Sci­ence Nev­er Sleeps
    26. A Boney Bridge
    27. Blind­ed by Sci­ence
    28. Blind Date
    29. The Rat Pass
    30. Steal the Bank
  3. Rocks
  4. Pho­tos
  5. Hats
  6. Notes

Elevators

All the Ele­va­tors are ran­dom­ly gen­er­at­ed in each rob­bing ses­sion (which while works for the repet­i­tive­ness, gets frus­trat­ing when you’re look­ing for one in par­tic­u­lar)

While the set ones have nor­mal frames, there are a cou­ple with dif­fer­ent lev­els of dif­fi­cul­ty as you progress in the game, as denot­ed by their frame col­ors (Bronze, Sil­ver, Gold, Rain­bow)

Those with dif­fer­ent dif­fi­cult­ly lev­els are:

  1. Office (plain gray doors)
  2. Vault (gold­en embell­ish­ments)
  3. Are­na (red star)

Dif­fer­ent­ly col­ored frames:

Quests

Say Cheese!

  • From: Annie in Hide­out
  • Get: Explor­er’s Hat

Show Annie 11 pic­tures (See Pho­tos below)

Stinky Statues

  • From: Work­er in Fan­cy Foy­er
  • Get: Access

Buy Pick­axe from Dark Web

A Painter’s Payment

  • From: Star­fruit in Fan­cy Foy­er
  • Get: Artist Hat

Find slayQueen32 in a Vault (ele­va­tor) and deliv­er Expo­sure Bucks to Star­fruit

Rare Artifact

  • From: Kiwi in a Vault (Ele­va­tor)
  • Get: Elec­tri­cian’s Hat

Deliv­er black mar­ket Rare Arti­fact to Watt Mel­on in anoth­er Vault (Ele­va­tor)

Good Food

  • From: Ravi­o­li in Office (Ele­va­tor)
  • Get: Stacked Rocks

Obtain Good Food Cer­tifi­cate from Piero­gi in Dark Docks, bring back to Ravi­o­li

Homewrecker

  • From: Old Lady Lime in Office (Ele­va­tor)
  • Get: Fan­cy Glass­es

Get Divorce Papers from Old Man Lime in Seed Stock, deliv­er to Old Lady Lime

A Mining Operation

  • From: Beet in Office (Ele­va­tor)
  • Get: Non-Fun­gus Trin­ket

Get XTR 9030 GPU from Green Bean wear­ing a suit in Cryp­tic Crypt, deliv­er to Beet

Tagging Fancy Foyer

  • From: Peas in Fan­cy Foy­er
  • Get: Graf­fi­ti Hat

Use Cray­on to deface paint­ings in the Fan­cy Foy­er, then talk to Peas

Scandalous Sculpting

  • From: Drag­on­fruit in Fan­cy Foy­er
  • Get: Sculpt­ed Rock

Get Wood from Blue­ber­ry in South­east Dark Docks, give to Drag­on­fruit

Estate Extortion

  • From: Blue­ber­ry in Seed Stock
  • Get: Acorn Hat & Rock House

Talk to Acorn in South­east Fan­cy Foy­er for Scalp and Tears, return to Blue­ber­ry

Put a Ring on It

  • From: The Florist and Straw­ber­ry in Seed Stock
  • Get: Trans Rock, Pho­to, Flower Crown, & Sun­hat

Obtain Can­dy Ring for The Florist by com­plet­ing Blind Date Quest in Cryp­tic Crypt, then the Gold Ring for Straw­ber­ry in the Moth­er­lode Vault past the Sew­ers

A Manhwa for Meemaw

  • From: Crangel­i­ca in Seed Stock
  • Get: Turnip-Chan Pho­to

Deliv­er to Man­hwa to Cran­Cran in any Are­na Ele­va­tor (Red Star), Give Crangel­i­ca How to Draw Man­ga

Sell Your Soul

  • From: DJ Siz­zle in Flame Ele­va­tor
  • Get: Big Lumpy Rock

Use 1 of 2 Soul weapons to cap­ture Souls until you get all the songs from DJ Siz­zle (Hint: Eas­i­est is to kill the Rock Can­dy mon­sters and the Are­na)

Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks

  • From: Pie in the Ground Ele­va­tor
  • Get: Gold­en *Poop* Hat

Find and deliv­er 8 pet rocks to pie (see below)

Cardboard Collector

  • From: Car­rot in Seed Stock
  • Get: Access

Buy Card­board Box from Dark Web for $8,000, then show Car­rot

Enter the Shroominati

  • From: Red Mush­room in Mush Cult Ele­va­tor (Skull)
  • Get: Eno­ki Hat, Fly Agar­ic Hat, Verde­gris Agar­ic Hat, & Vio­let Web­cap Hat

Go talk to the recruiter in South Seed Stock for the Cult Pass­code and return for 4 Mush Cult requests: 100 SWAT Pep­pers, 1000 fur­ni­ture, 100 Snails, and 200 Peach Cops, (Hint: Peach Cops are found in Yee­haw Boss fight, Seed Stock, and lev­el 1 Arena/Office)

Cryptid Extraordinaires

  • From: Cryp­tid Extra­or­di­naires Wilma and Theodore
  • Get: Cryp­tid Hunter Extra­or­di­naire Hat & Rock Can­dy Pho­to

Buy Dis­pos­able Cam­era from Dark Web for $8 and return

The Peace Treaty

  • From: King Gob in Dark Docks
  • Get: Knight­ed

Go talk to the blue Kiwi in West Seed Stock, deliv­er Peace Treaty back to King Gob

Hungry for Fruit

  • From: Gim­lar in Dark Docks
  • Get: Smi­ley Rock

Exam­ine tree in Seed Stock east of train, bring Fake Food­folk Fruit back to Gim­lar

Sad Little Stonkle

  • From: Stock­le in Dark Docks
  • Get: Ston­kle’s Rock

Place the Draw­ing on Stinky’s Desk in Moth­er­lode Vault, return to Ston­kle

Gregg’s Waifu

  • From: Gregg in Dark Docks
  • Get: Gob­lin Ears Hat

Buy Body Pil­low from Dark Web for $69 and give to Gregg

A Little Sippy Treat

  • From: Con­duc­tor Onion in Lock­er Room Ele­va­tor
  • Get: Rub­ber Ducky Hat

Get Sodie Pop from Pearl in the West Sew­ers and give to Con­duc­tor Onion

Wall of Food

  • From: Merged Food­folk in Dark Docks
  • Get: Access

Buy Food­folk Sep­a­ra­tor X 2000 360 No Scope for $30,000 from Dark Web, then return and use it

Medium’s Reading

  • From: Elder­ber­ry Medi­um in Cryp­tic Crypts
  • Get: Turnip Girl’s Bow

Find and bring Turnip Boy’s ghost sis­ter back to Elder­ber­ry Medi­um

Science Never Sleeps

  • From: Dr. Dogna in Fox Ele­va­tor
  • Get: Fox Hat

Defeat Super Fox

A Boney Bridge

  • From: Pump­kin? in Cryp­tic Crypt
  • Get: Access

Buy Build-A-Bridge Schemat­ics for $150,000 from the Dark Web and return

Blinded by Science

  • From: Bud­dy the Car­rot in Cryp­tic Crypt
  • Get: Geode Rock

Go talk to The Thinker in Fan­cy Foy­er and return with Thinker’s Thoughts

Blind Date

  • From: Pome­gran­ate vam­pire in Cryp­tic Crypt
  • Get: Can­dy Ring

Give Love Let­ter to Cran­Cran (Are­na), then return with Roman­tic Draw­ing

The Rat Pass

  • From: Rat Friend
  • Get: Rat Hat

Talk to Rat in in North­west Sew­ers for a Rat Pass, and return to Rat Friend

Steal the Bank

  • From: Dil­li­ti­ni
  • Get: Beat Game!

Buy Jet Boost­ers for $900,000, then defeat all 4 boss­es again. Play the grand finale (turn on God-Mode if you find it too dif­fi­cult)!!

Rocks

  1. Rock House - Estate Extor­tion Quest — Blue­ber­ry (Seed Stock)
  2. Stacked Rocks - Good Food Quest - Ravi­o­li (Ele­va­tor)
  3. Sculpt­ed RockScan­dalous Sculpt­ing Quest - Drag­on­fruit (Fan­cy Foy­er)
  4. Smi­ley RockHun­gry for Fruit Quest — Gim­lar (Dark Docks)
  5. Geode Rock - Blind­ed by Sci­ence Quest — Car­rot named Bud­dy (Cryp­tic Crypt)
  6. Big Lumpy Rock - Sell Your Soul Quest — DJ Siz­zle (Flame Ele­va­tor)
  7. Trans RockPut a Ring on it Quest — The Florist (Seed Stock)
  8. Ston­kle’s RockSad Lit­tle Ston­kle Quest — Ston­kle (Dark Docks)

Photos

  1. Destroy­ing Pub­lic Prop­er­ty to Make a State­ment — Graf­fi­ti Guy — (Fan­cy Foy­er)
  2. Rock Can­dy — Cryp­tid Hunters — (Seed Stock)
  3. Cool Stained Glass — After defeat­ing Can­dy Apple — (Failed Fes­ti­val)
  4. Turnip-Chan — Crangel­i­ca shows you dur­ing the Man­hwa Quest — (Seed Stock)
  5. Creepy Por­trait — Near stor­age shelves — (Dark Docks)
  6. Cry­ing Ani­me — On Wall — (Dark Docks)
  7. How Are You Still Alive? — Zom­bie Gob­lin — (Cryp­tic Crypt)
  8. Home… — Hall­way — (Cryp­tic Crypt)
  9. Me and Dad! (Moth­er­lode Vault)
  10. The Big Pro­pos­al! — Straw­ber­ry and The Florist — (Seed Stock)
  11. OH GOD OH SHI- (Sew­er hid­den room)

Hats

HatChar­ac­terCon­di­tionLoca­tion
10 Gal­lon Hat-Defeat Sargeant Yee­haw (Cow­boy Court­room Quest)Inbox
A Frog-Inbox
A Rabid Dog-Inbox
Acorn HatAcornDur­ing Estate Extor­tion QuestSeed Stock
Alien Glass­es-Fin­ish GameInbox
Artist HatStar­fruitFin­ish A Painter’s Pay­ment QuestFan­cy Foy­er
Bald--
Bone-Inbox
Can­died Turnip-Defeat Can­dy AppleFailed Fes­ti­val
Cat ears--Inbox
Chad Sun­glass­es-Defeat Robo Chad (Longevi­ty Labs Boss)Inbox
Clown-Fin­ish Game?Inbox
Cof­fee OrderUncle Rigs­byDefeat Uncle Rigs­byPiti­ful Pit
Cryp­tid Hunter Extra­or­di­naireCryp­tid HuntersGive Cryp­tid Hunters Cam­eraSeed Stock
Dil­li­tini’s Fedo­ra-Fin­ish GameInbox
Don’s Fedo­ra-Reach Moth­er­lode VaultInbox
Elec­tri­cian’s HatWatt Mel­onFin­ish Rare Arti­fact QuestVault Ele­va­tor
Eno­kiEno­ki Mush­roomFin­ish Mush Cult RequestInbox
Explor­erAnnieFin­ish Say Cheese! QuestBase Hide­out
Fan­cy Glass­esOld Lady LimeFin­ish Home­wreck­er QuestEle­va­tor
Flower CrownStraw­ber­ryFin­ish Put a Ring on It QuestInbox
Fly Agar­icRed Agar­ic Mush­roomFin­ish Mush Cult RequestInbox
Fox HatDr. DognaDefeat Super FoxLab Lab Ele­va­tor
Gob­lin EarsGreggFin­ish Greg­g’s Wai­fu QuestDark Dock
Gold­en *Poop*PieFin­ish Rocks Rocks and More Rocks QuestUnder­ground Ele­va­tor
Graf­fi­ti HatPeasFin­ish Tag­ging Fan­cy Foy­er QuestFan­cy Foy­er
Hard Hat--Inbox
Legal­ly Dis­tinct Space Visor-Fin­ish GameInbox
Mail­boxTurnip Boy’s Mail­boxTalk to Mail­box (Cryp­tic Crypt)Inbox
Mini Me---
New Year’s--Inbox
Oper­a­tor--Inbox
RatRat FriendFin­ish Rat Friend’s QuestSew­ers
Robo-Roids MerchStoreBuy from Robo-Roids StoreHide­out
Rub­ber DuckCon­duc­tor OnionFin­ish A Lit­tle Sip­py Treat QuestLock­er Room Ele­va­tor
San­ta Hat--Inbox
Sub­scriber Crown--Inbox
Sun­hatFloristFin­ish Put a Ring on It QuestInbox
Turnip Girl’s BowElder­ber­ry Medi­umLead Sis­ter Ghost to Elder­ber­ry Medi­umCryp­tic Crypt
Verde­gris Agar­icGreen Agar­ic Mush­roomFin­ish Mush Cult RequestInbox
Vio­let Web­capPur­ple Mush­roomFin­ish Mush Cult RequestInbox
You’re on Fire!--Inbox

Notes

  • BEWARE: On Uncle Rigs­by boss fight, be care­ful not to get sucked into the mid­dle of the black pit before you kill him because you’ll get stuck! It’s quite the glitch. I had to wait for the police to come kill me and then had to do the fight again!
Stuck!!
  • The Shroom­i­nati wor­ship the Great Mush, and there’s a Broc­coli down there that thinks the Great Mush looks more like a Broc­coli. In real­i­ty, it’s a nuclear blast, explain­ing why the Food­folk are sen­tient and there are some deformed-look­ing crea­tures every­where. Except rats in the sew­er.
  • The Gob­lins are actu­al­ly humans. As Gregg explains, the exist­ing Gob­lins were veg­an cos­play­ers and LARPers when the blast hap­pened which is why they end­ed up trans­form­ing with pointy ears. They were going to a Con as cos­play­ers
  • Non-Fun­gus Trin­kets it like­ly a ref­er­ence to NFTs
  • Expo­sure Bucks is hilar­i­ous “shout-outs” on social media by influ­encers who don’t want to pay for things
  • Turnip Boy’s sis­ter report­ed­ly died in a plane crash
  • The Great Explo­sion was the nuclear det­o­na­tion
  • Graf­fi­ti Guy is a nod towards Graf­fi­ti Games
  • The Man­hwa quest digs at ‑chan draw­ings and Isekai anime/manga
  • XTR 9030 GPU must refer to the GeForce RTX 3090
  • Dil­li­ti­ni is the mafia pick­le you could have freed in the first game when you shat­ter the jar he was being kept in
  • If I remem­ber cor­rect­ly, the real estate quest is anoth­er ref­er­ence to the first game. Also, in that quest, the acorn turns into a tree after giv­ing you its scalp and tears and wal­low­ing in the soil it bought because not only did it lose its woody cap, but the tears made it so that it would grow roots
  • Wood is con­sid­ered black mar­ket mate­r­i­al because as food­folk, they all come from plants, so wood would be rather grue­some
  • Body Pil­low is in ref­er­ence to otaku Wai­fu and Hus­ban­do. Inter­est­ing that it costs $69
  • Lore in the game states that if Turnip Boy speaks, his voice has the abil­i­ty to rip out peo­ple’s souls. Cran­cran was killed this way in the first game which is why she and her apple­cats are in The Beyond Are­na
  • Maybe I went too fast, but I think Turnip Boy says one word to some­one in this game, too! Can’t remem­ber now
  • “No Scope” from the Food­folk Sep­a­ra­tor is in ref­er­ence to COD games sniper rifle usage. Now, I did­n’t play Doom itself, but I did play Chex Quest which is very much like Doom, and I feel like the amal­ga­ma­tion of food­folk as a door is like The Flem­brane that cov­ers some doors in Chex Quest. You have to shoot it to pro­ceed and a gun is what the Sep­a­ra­tor X 2000 No Scope is