DIY: Cutting My Own Hair Super Short with Updates

written 12/29/25, updated 4/12/26

What

DIY haircut. I am a female who likes super short hair

Why

Saving money and time, getting the cut I want not what the hair person thinks

Time & Effort

Time: 1-1.5 hours

Effort: Easy-Moderate

Directory

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Materials & Cost

Bought Supplies

Wahl Prof Magic Clip V9000 Corded

Philips Norelco 3000 Multi-Groom*

The 360 Mirror

Alligator Hair Clips

Total

$82.99

$29.99

$39.99

$5.99

$158.96

Highly Recommended: Hair Scissors

*Note: I don’t recommend this trimmer. The button is difficult to slide. Should’ve sprung for a more expensive one

Owned Supplies

Hair Cutting Cape

Comb (clippers come with one)

Water Spray Bottle

Broom and/or Vacuum Cleaner

Process

What follows is the original, very first haircut I did myself December 2025 where I was really nervous. Skip to the bottom for Notes and my subsequent cuts

Prepping

  • Gather supplies and clear any rugs or anything else in the cutting area. Little hairs will fly! Keep everything within easy reach
  • Secure the cape
  • Follow manufacturer’s instructions on oiling the clipper. The thing I read beforehand said to put one drop on either side of the blades and then back
  • Grab the spray bottle and comb, then mist the hair so that it’s mildly damp but not sopping wet

I couldn’t find a spray bottle, so I used a wet comb and that does not work very well

  • Then comb straight so that all the hair lays flat
My hair is at least 2 inches too long
  • Know the gameplan. Apparently, the rule of thumb for close cuts is to do the sides then the back first. Because I wanted to keep the top a bit longer, I needed to alligator clip the hair there out of the way so I could deal with it later

The problem with such large clips is that they get in the way of the clipper

Cutting!!

  • Starting time!! The recommendation is to use the clipper guards and to go more conservative first. You can take away hair but not put it back.

To start, I used a #4 guard to address the sides. The technique is cut straight into the air and to NOT follow the curve of the head just yet.

Deep Breath! LET’S DO THIS!

Right Side

Before
After

Hmm… Didn’t wet the hair enough, so it was really difficult to cut the strands

Left Side

Before
After

Wet it more this time and it was easier. The only hard part was using my left hand instead of my right

  • Now for the trimmer! Using the trimmer and/or the corner edge of the clipper (no guard), fold the ear and trim around the contour

This trimmer was TERRIBLE. The on/off switch was literally impossible to flip and for the number of times you need to do that, it was super obnoxious and hurt my fingers. That’s what happens when I decide to go cheap

left
right

Interestingly, my hair is different on both sides. In the end, I knew I’d need the help of scissors to polish it off

  • Now for the back. I stuck with the #4 guard to take the bulk off. Utilizing the side mirrors by turning either left or right to see more (you have to use the mirror in the mirror effect), I was able to take off the bulk of the length. The straight back, I used a two-handed motion similar to that dumbbell exercise
Before
After
  • Now there are those little strands in the back. I decided to use the trimmer again. This part was super hard because I couldn’t see anything and no amount of phone or mirror could help me. In the end, I just used the comb as a straight edge. I knew I’d want another person to help me out later.

They sell these back of head guides that you can secure around your forehead

  • And for the riskiest part: Fine tuning. With the bulk gone, it was time to do detail work. If the length was good for a trim, I would’ve been fine, but I didn’t want that. I want shorter!

Stupidly, I went straight from the #4 to a #1 for whatever dumb reason. If I was seasoned, it’d be fine, but I was brand new to this!! So, of course, I made a mistake.

Whoops. Too much, too fast

  • After laughing nervously, I decided to fix it. Slowly this time. I went from a #3, to a #2, then a #1. Each guard number I went all over with until I got used to wielding the clipper.

I actually wasn’t intending to ever go back to the #1, but I did in the end because it was the only way to get the bottom of the back to hug the skin and look more natural.

Helpful: Just because you use a guard doesn’t mean you’re limited to it. On the side of the clipper is a lever that further controls the length. So, using a #3 plus the lever effectively gives you #3.1 – 3.9. This allows more control to fine tune and is how I ended up fixing the hair and feeling comfortable with the rest of the fine-tuning process. It ends up being a trial-and-error/practice thing.

  • After fixing everything, I felt much better and things were looking good as a whole. Now for the mid-tier! I swapped to the #6 to do the curve of my head, then the #4, and eventually #3 (only a little)
  • For the other side of my head, I removed the clips, combed, then added the clips the other way this time. Time to cut!
Before
After
  • More fine tuning all the way around. This is where I finally figured out how to properly use the tri-fold mirror.

The female head has a much more pronounced dip/roundness in the back than a typical male head, so I had to take that into account

Hmm. I missed some on the right side
  • Happy with the sides and back, normally, this is where Hair Scissors come into play. Alas, I did NOT have any. I also knew better than to use regular scissors or the clippers. I would have thinned and layered the top using a 2-finger hold and cut method, then fine-tuned the contours of the ears.

And DONE!

Go clean up and take a shower!

Before and After Pictures

Notes:

1st Cut 12/27/25

Very freeing and so much easier than I thought it would be! A few hiccups in the learning process, but overall, I can see myself doing this for years to come. The tri-fold mirror was instrumental in all of this! I would highly recommend it! I’m already imagining other styles I can try in the future! It’s nice to not only save money, but do this at my own leisure, in my own house!

  • I needed someone else’s help for the scissor-work and contouring of the back and ears, so I have yet to try that myself. Shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll update whenever I do that in the future.
  • While the longer top style-wise wasn’t too bad looking, I can’t staaaaand hair in my face, so it just got annoying
  • If using the large hair clips, make sure to push them way up high or they’ll get in the way of the clipper
  • Definitely use a spray bottle
  • I didn’t realize the back of my head is so bumpy. If the pictures look like I chopped to much in some places, it’s actually because of my head structure

2nd Cut 2/21/2026

Cut in the kitchen this time which was much better and brighter than the bathroom. Mess up AGAIN in the same spot because I forgot to return the clipper lever to the lowest level which means that, yet again, I needed to use the #1 guard to smooth it out. It went much faster than the first time because I not only felt more comfortable as a whole, but I properly utilized the 360 Mirror. Vacuum cleaner is much easier than broom and dustpan. Shorter to start this time around and shorter to end with. Also did not have scissors and had help for the final touches yet again.

LEFT: Pre-cut; CENTER: Messed up in the lower corner, so had to cut on guard #1 to smooth it out; RIGHT: Post-cut

3rd Cut 4/12/2026

Hair was shorter to start with, but longer to end with than previous iterations (mostly because I didn’t mess up as badly). This time employed scissors to help, so it took a bit longer to complete. Still messed up when trying to use the comb + clipper method to detail towards the top. Looks bad, but not as bad as the bottom of the hairline. It’s really nice to be able to cut whenever I feel like on my own. This time, I’m going to add some more notes to the process now that it’s more streamlined.

  • Wet and comb throughout the process
  • Pin hair as desired
  • Choose a Guard – Used #3 with the clipper level on the shortest setting
  • Clip the sides and the back using the 360 mirror – Use the middle to start, then the mirror-in-the-mirror images (i.e. When cutting the right side, look to the left; When cutting the left side, look to the right). Use an underhand hold and cut upwards.
Underhand hold for the back
Mirror-in-mirror image with scissors
  • Ear and Back Detail – Wet, comb, then use scissors and/or mini clippers. BE CAREFUL!! This is the easiest place to mess up!
  • Shorten and Fade as desired. Used #2 guard ON THE LONGEST CLIPPER LENGTH first, then at half lever for the middle, and then the shortest on the lowest portion of the head. Use a scooping motion with the clipper to prevent sharp edges
  • Detail Time – I removed 2 hair clips and then went in small increments with the clipper level. Be careful if you’re trying to use the comb as a guard to help. That’s where I messed up this time… heh… heh… Sigh.
  • Scissor Work – First time using scissors. I read somewhere that the best way to cut bangs is to use the comb as a guide and do vertical snips to make it look more natural. I’m not going for bangs here, but I figured it worked similarly?
  • Final Touches – Look all around for evenness. I ran the guarded clipper around again to make sure all the areas were cut and found that I’d missed the upper back corners near the top of my head

Complete!

Pre-cut
Post-cut

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Walkthrough

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Written Walkthrough Guide

written 1/22/2024, updated 1/27/2024

  • Published: Graffiti Games
  • Platform Played: Nintendo Switch
  • Price: $13.49 from MSRP: $14.99
  • Rated: T (Teen)
  • Genre: Action, Adventure, Arcade
  • Date Released: January 18, 2023

Quick Jump

  1. Elevators
  2. Quests
    1. Say Cheese!
    2. Stinky Statues
    3. A Painter’s Payment
    4. Rare Artifact
    5. Good Food
    6. Homewrecker
    7. A Mining Operation
    8. Tagging Fancy Foyer
    9. Scandalous Sculpting
    10. Estate Extortion
    11. Put a Ring on It
    12. A Manhwa for Meemaw
    13. Sell Your Soul
    14. Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks
    15. Cardboard Collector
    16. Enter the Shroominati
    17. Cryptid Extraordinaires
    18. The Peace Treaty
    19. Hungry for Fruit
    20. Sad Little Stonkle
    21. Gregg’s Waifu
    22. A Little Sippy Treat
    23. Wall of Food
    24. Medium’s Reading
    25. Science Never Sleeps
    26. A Boney Bridge
    27. Blinded by Science
    28. Blind Date
    29. The Rat Pass
    30. Steal the Bank
  3. Rocks
  4. Photos
  5. Hats
  6. Notes

Elevators

All the Elevators are randomly generated in each robbing session (which while works for the repetitiveness, gets frustrating when you’re looking for one in particular)

While the set ones have normal frames, there are a couple with different levels of difficulty as you progress in the game, as denoted by their frame colors (Bronze, Silver, Gold, Rainbow)

Those with different difficultly levels are:

  1. Office (plain gray doors)
  2. Vault (golden embellishments)
  3. Arena (red star)

Differently colored frames:

Quests

Say Cheese!

  • From: Annie in Hideout
  • Get: Explorer’s Hat

Show Annie 11 pictures (See Photos below)

Stinky Statues

  • From: Worker in Fancy Foyer
  • Get: Access

Buy Pickaxe from Dark Web

A Painter’s Payment

  • From: Starfruit in Fancy Foyer
  • Get: Artist Hat

Find slayQueen32 in a Vault (elevator) and deliver Exposure Bucks to Starfruit

Rare Artifact

  • From: Kiwi in a Vault (Elevator)
  • Get: Electrician’s Hat

Deliver black market Rare Artifact to Watt Melon in another Vault (Elevator)

Good Food

  • From: Ravioli in Office (Elevator)
  • Get: Stacked Rocks

Obtain Good Food Certificate from Pierogi in Dark Docks, bring back to Ravioli

Homewrecker

  • From: Old Lady Lime in Office (Elevator)
  • Get: Fancy Glasses

Get Divorce Papers from Old Man Lime in Seed Stock, deliver to Old Lady Lime

A Mining Operation

  • From: Beet in Office (Elevator)
  • Get: Non-Fungus Trinket

Get XTR 9030 GPU from Green Bean wearing a suit in Cryptic Crypt, deliver to Beet

Tagging Fancy Foyer

  • From: Peas in Fancy Foyer
  • Get: Graffiti Hat

Use Crayon to deface paintings in the Fancy Foyer, then talk to Peas

Scandalous Sculpting

  • From: Dragonfruit in Fancy Foyer
  • Get: Sculpted Rock

Get Wood from Blueberry in Southeast Dark Docks, give to Dragonfruit

Estate Extortion

  • From: Blueberry in Seed Stock
  • Get: Acorn Hat & Rock House

Talk to Acorn in Southeast Fancy Foyer for Scalp and Tears, return to Blueberry

Put a Ring on It

  • From: The Florist and Strawberry in Seed Stock
  • Get: Trans Rock, Photo, Flower Crown, & Sunhat

Obtain Candy Ring for The Florist by completing Blind Date Quest in Cryptic Crypt, then the Gold Ring for Strawberry in the Motherlode Vault past the Sewers

A Manhwa for Meemaw

  • From: Crangelica in Seed Stock
  • Get: Turnip-Chan Photo

Deliver to Manhwa to CranCran in any Arena Elevator (Red Star), Give Crangelica How to Draw Manga

Sell Your Soul

  • From: DJ Sizzle in Flame Elevator
  • Get: Big Lumpy Rock

Use 1 of 2 Soul weapons to capture Souls until you get all the songs from DJ Sizzle (Hint: Easiest is to kill the Rock Candy monsters and the Arena)

Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks

  • From: Pie in the Ground Elevator
  • Get: Golden *Poop* Hat

Find and deliver 8 pet rocks to pie (see below)

Cardboard Collector

  • From: Carrot in Seed Stock
  • Get: Access

Buy Cardboard Box from Dark Web for $8,000, then show Carrot

Enter the Shroominati

  • From: Red Mushroom in Mush Cult Elevator (Skull)
  • Get: Enoki Hat, Fly Agaric Hat, Verdegris Agaric Hat, & Violet Webcap Hat

Go talk to the recruiter in South Seed Stock for the Cult Passcode and return for 4 Mush Cult requests: 100 SWAT Peppers, 1000 furniture, 100 Snails, and 200 Peach Cops, (Hint: Peach Cops are found in Yeehaw Boss fight, Seed Stock, and level 1 Arena/Office)

Cryptid Extraordinaires

  • From: Cryptid Extraordinaires Wilma and Theodore
  • Get: Cryptid Hunter Extraordinaire Hat & Rock Candy Photo

Buy Disposable Camera from Dark Web for $8 and return

The Peace Treaty

  • From: King Gob in Dark Docks
  • Get: Knighted

Go talk to the blue Kiwi in West Seed Stock, deliver Peace Treaty back to King Gob

Hungry for Fruit

  • From: Gimlar in Dark Docks
  • Get: Smiley Rock

Examine tree in Seed Stock east of train, bring Fake Foodfolk Fruit back to Gimlar

Sad Little Stonkle

  • From: Stockle in Dark Docks
  • Get: Stonkle’s Rock

Place the Drawing on Stinky’s Desk in Motherlode Vault, return to Stonkle

Gregg’s Waifu

  • From: Gregg in Dark Docks
  • Get: Goblin Ears Hat

Buy Body Pillow from Dark Web for $69 and give to Gregg

A Little Sippy Treat

  • From: Conductor Onion in Locker Room Elevator
  • Get: Rubber Ducky Hat

Get Sodie Pop from Pearl in the West Sewers and give to Conductor Onion

Wall of Food

  • From: Merged Foodfolk in Dark Docks
  • Get: Access

Buy Foodfolk Separator X 2000 360 No Scope for $30,000 from Dark Web, then return and use it

Medium’s Reading

  • From: Elderberry Medium in Cryptic Crypts
  • Get: Turnip Girl’s Bow

Find and bring Turnip Boy’s ghost sister back to Elderberry Medium

Science Never Sleeps

  • From: Dr. Dogna in Fox Elevator
  • Get: Fox Hat

Defeat Super Fox

A Boney Bridge

  • From: Pumpkin? in Cryptic Crypt
  • Get: Access

Buy Build-A-Bridge Schematics for $150,000 from the Dark Web and return

Blinded by Science

  • From: Buddy the Carrot in Cryptic Crypt
  • Get: Geode Rock

Go talk to The Thinker in Fancy Foyer and return with Thinker’s Thoughts

Blind Date

  • From: Pomegranate vampire in Cryptic Crypt
  • Get: Candy Ring

Give Love Letter to CranCran (Arena), then return with Romantic Drawing

The Rat Pass

  • From: Rat Friend
  • Get: Rat Hat

Talk to Rat in in Northwest Sewers for a Rat Pass, and return to Rat Friend

Steal the Bank

  • From: Dillitini
  • Get: Beat Game!

Buy Jet Boosters for $900,000, then defeat all 4 bosses again. Play the grand finale (turn on God-Mode if you find it too difficult)!!

Rocks

  1. Rock House Estate Extortion Quest – Blueberry (Seed Stock)
  2. Stacked Rocks Good Food Quest – Ravioli (Elevator)
  3. Sculpted RockScandalous Sculpting Quest – Dragonfruit (Fancy Foyer)
  4. Smiley RockHungry for Fruit Quest – Gimlar (Dark Docks)
  5. Geode Rock Blinded by Science Quest – Carrot named Buddy (Cryptic Crypt)
  6. Big Lumpy Rock Sell Your Soul Quest – DJ Sizzle (Flame Elevator)
  7. Trans RockPut a Ring on it Quest – The Florist (Seed Stock)
  8. Stonkle’s RockSad Little Stonkle Quest – Stonkle (Dark Docks)

Photos

  1. Destroying Public Property to Make a Statement – Graffiti Guy – (Fancy Foyer)
  2. Rock Candy – Cryptid Hunters – (Seed Stock)
  3. Cool Stained Glass – After defeating Candy Apple – (Failed Festival)
  4. Turnip-Chan – Crangelica shows you during the Manhwa Quest – (Seed Stock)
  5. Creepy Portrait – Near storage shelves – (Dark Docks)
  6. Crying Anime – On Wall – (Dark Docks)
  7. How Are You Still Alive? – Zombie Goblin – (Cryptic Crypt)
  8. Home… – Hallway – (Cryptic Crypt)
  9. Me and Dad! (Motherlode Vault)
  10. The Big Proposal! – Strawberry and The Florist – (Seed Stock)
  11. OH GOD OH SHI– (Sewer hidden room)

Hats

HatCharacterConditionLocation
10 Gallon HatDefeat Sargeant Yeehaw (Cowboy Courtroom Quest)Inbox
A FrogInbox
A Rabid DogInbox
Acorn HatAcornDuring Estate Extortion QuestSeed Stock
Alien GlassesFinish GameInbox
Artist HatStarfruitFinish A Painter’s Payment QuestFancy Foyer
Bald
BoneInbox
Candied TurnipDefeat Candy AppleFailed Festival
Cat earsInbox
Chad SunglassesDefeat Robo Chad (Longevity Labs Boss)Inbox
ClownFinish Game?Inbox
Coffee OrderUncle RigsbyDefeat Uncle RigsbyPitiful Pit
Cryptid Hunter ExtraordinaireCryptid HuntersGive Cryptid Hunters CameraSeed Stock
Dillitini’s FedoraFinish GameInbox
Don’s FedoraReach Motherlode VaultInbox
Electrician’s HatWatt MelonFinish Rare Artifact QuestVault Elevator
EnokiEnoki MushroomFinish Mush Cult RequestInbox
ExplorerAnnieFinish Say Cheese! QuestBase Hideout
Fancy GlassesOld Lady LimeFinish Homewrecker QuestElevator
Flower CrownStrawberryFinish Put a Ring on It QuestInbox
Fly AgaricRed Agaric MushroomFinish Mush Cult RequestInbox
Fox HatDr. DognaDefeat Super FoxLab Lab Elevator
Goblin EarsGreggFinish Gregg’s Waifu QuestDark Dock
Golden *Poop*PieFinish Rocks Rocks and More Rocks QuestUnderground Elevator
Graffiti HatPeasFinish Tagging Fancy Foyer QuestFancy Foyer
Hard HatInbox
Legally Distinct Space VisorFinish GameInbox
MailboxTurnip Boy’s MailboxTalk to Mailbox (Cryptic Crypt)Inbox
Mini Me
New Year’sInbox
OperatorInbox
RatRat FriendFinish Rat Friend’s QuestSewers
Robo-Roids MerchStoreBuy from Robo-Roids StoreHideout
Rubber DuckConductor OnionFinish A Little Sippy Treat QuestLocker Room Elevator
Santa HatInbox
Subscriber CrownInbox
SunhatFloristFinish Put a Ring on It QuestInbox
Turnip Girl’s BowElderberry MediumLead Sister Ghost to Elderberry MediumCryptic Crypt
Verdegris AgaricGreen Agaric MushroomFinish Mush Cult RequestInbox
Violet WebcapPurple MushroomFinish Mush Cult RequestInbox
You’re on Fire!Inbox

Notes

  • BEWARE: On Uncle Rigsby boss fight, be careful not to get sucked into the middle of the black pit before you kill him because you’ll get stuck! It’s quite the glitch. I had to wait for the police to come kill me and then had to do the fight again!
Stuck!!
  • The Shroominati worship the Great Mush, and there’s a Broccoli down there that thinks the Great Mush looks more like a Broccoli. In reality, it’s a nuclear blast, explaining why the Foodfolk are sentient and there are some deformed-looking creatures everywhere. Except rats in the sewer.
  • The Goblins are actually humans. As Gregg explains, the existing Goblins were vegan cosplayers and LARPers when the blast happened which is why they ended up transforming with pointy ears. They were going to a Con as cosplayers
  • Non-Fungus Trinkets it likely a reference to NFTs
  • Exposure Bucks is hilarious “shout-outs” on social media by influencers who don’t want to pay for things
  • Turnip Boy’s sister reportedly died in a plane crash
  • The Great Explosion was the nuclear detonation
  • Graffiti Guy is a nod towards Graffiti Games
  • The Manhwa quest digs at -chan drawings and Isekai anime/manga
  • XTR 9030 GPU must refer to the GeForce RTX 3090
  • Dillitini is the mafia pickle you could have freed in the first game when you shatter the jar he was being kept in
  • If I remember correctly, the real estate quest is another reference to the first game. Also, in that quest, the acorn turns into a tree after giving you its scalp and tears and wallowing in the soil it bought because not only did it lose its woody cap, but the tears made it so that it would grow roots
  • Wood is considered black market material because as foodfolk, they all come from plants, so wood would be rather gruesome
  • Body Pillow is in reference to otaku Waifu and Husbando. Interesting that it costs $69
  • Lore in the game states that if Turnip Boy speaks, his voice has the ability to rip out people’s souls. Crancran was killed this way in the first game which is why she and her applecats are in The Beyond Arena
  • Maybe I went too fast, but I think Turnip Boy says one word to someone in this game, too! Can’t remember now
  • “No Scope” from the Foodfolk Separator is in reference to COD games sniper rifle usage. Now, I didn’t play Doom itself, but I did play Chex Quest which is very much like Doom, and I feel like the amalgamation of foodfolk as a door is like The Flembrane that covers some doors in Chex Quest. You have to shoot it to proceed and a gun is what the Separator X 2000 No Scope is