DIY: Cutting My Own Hair Super Short with Updates

writ­ten 12/29/25, updat­ed 6/8/26

What

DIY hair­cut. I like super short hair

Why

Sav­ing mon­ey and time, get­ting the cut I want not what the hair per­son thinks

Time & Effort

Time: 1–1.5 hours

Effort: Easy-Mod­er­ate

Direc­to­ry

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Materials & Cost

Bought Supplies

Wahl Prof Mag­ic Clip V9000 Cord­ed

The 360 Mir­ror

Alli­ga­tor Hair Clips

Hair Styling Scis­sors

Total

$82.99

$39.99

$5.99

$11.99

$140.96

Owned Supplies

Hair Cut­ting Cape

Comb (clip­pers come with one)

Water Spray Bot­tle

Broom and/or Vac­u­um Clean­er

Process

What fol­lows is the orig­i­nal, very first hair­cut I did myself Decem­ber 2025 where I was real­ly ner­vous. Skip to the bot­tom for Notes and details on my sub­se­quent cuts

Prepping

  • Gath­er sup­plies and clear any rugs or any­thing else in the cut­ting area. Lit­tle hairs will fly! Keep every­thing with­in easy reach
  • Secure the cape
  • Fol­low man­u­fac­tur­er’s instruc­tions on oil­ing the clip­per. The thing I read before­hand said to put one drop on either side of the blades and then back
  • Grab the spray bot­tle and comb, then mist the hair so that it’s mild­ly damp but not sop­ping wet

I could­n’t find a spray bot­tle, so I used a wet comb and that does not work very well

  • Then comb straight so that all the hair lays flat
My hair is at least 2 inch­es too long
  • Know the game­plan. Appar­ent­ly, the rule of thumb for close cuts is to do the sides then the back first. Because I want­ed to keep the top a bit longer, I need­ed to alli­ga­tor clip the hair there out of the way so I could deal with it lat­er

The prob­lem with such large clips is that they get in the way of the clip­per

Cutting!!

  • Start­ing time!! The rec­om­men­da­tion is to use the clip­per guards and to go more con­ser­v­a­tive first. You can take away hair but not put it back.

To start, I used a #4 guard to address the sides. The tech­nique is cut straight into the air and to NOT fol­low the curve of the head just yet.

Deep Breath! LET’S DO THIS!

Right Side

Before
After

Hmm… Did­n’t wet the hair enough, so it was real­ly dif­fi­cult to cut the strands

Left Side

Before
After

Wet it more this time and it was eas­i­er. The only hard part was using my left hand instead of my right

  • Now for the trim­mer! Using the trim­mer and/or the cor­ner edge of the clip­per (no guard), fold the ear and trim around the con­tour

This trim­mer was TERRIBLE. The on/off switch was lit­er­al­ly impos­si­ble to flip and for the num­ber of times you need to do that, it was super obnox­ious and hurt my fin­gers. That’s what hap­pens when I decide to go cheap

left
right

Inter­est­ing­ly, my hair is dif­fer­ent on both sides. In the end, I knew I’d need the help of scis­sors to pol­ish it off

  • Now for the back. I stuck with the #4 guard to take the bulk off. Uti­liz­ing the side mir­rors by turn­ing either left or right to see more (you have to use the mir­ror in the mir­ror effect), I was able to take off the bulk of the length. The straight back, I used a two-hand­ed motion sim­i­lar to that dumb­bell exer­cise
Before
After
  • Now there are those lit­tle strands in the back. I decid­ed to use the trim­mer again. This part was super hard because I could­n’t see any­thing and no amount of phone or mir­ror could help me. In the end, I just used the comb as a straight edge. I knew I’d want anoth­er per­son to help me out lat­er.

They sell these back of head guides that you can secure around your fore­head

  • And for the riski­est part: Fine tun­ing. With the bulk gone, it was time to do detail work. If the length was good for a trim, I would’ve been fine, but I did­n’t want that. I want short­er!

Stu­pid­ly, I went straight from the #4 to a #1 for what­ev­er dumb rea­son. If I was sea­soned, it’d be fine, but I was brand new to this!! So, of course, I made a mis­take.

Whoops. Too much, too fast

  • After laugh­ing ner­vous­ly, I decid­ed to fix it. Slow­ly this time. I went from a #3, to a #2, then a #1. Each guard num­ber I went all over with until I got used to wield­ing the clip­per.

I actu­al­ly was­n’t intend­ing to ever go back to the #1, but I did in the end because it was the only way to get the bot­tom of the back to hug the skin and look more nat­ur­al.

Help­ful: Just because you use a guard does­n’t mean you’re lim­it­ed to it. On the side of the clip­per is a lever that fur­ther con­trols the length. So, using a #3 plus the lever effec­tive­ly gives you #3.1 — 3.9. This allows more con­trol to fine tune and is how I end­ed up fix­ing the hair and feel­ing com­fort­able with the rest of the fine-tun­ing process. It ends up being a tri­al-and-error/prac­tice thing.

  • After fix­ing every­thing, I felt much bet­ter and things were look­ing good as a whole. Now for the mid-tier! I swapped to the #6 to do the curve of my head, then the #4, and even­tu­al­ly #3 (only a lit­tle)
  • For the oth­er side of my head, I removed the clips, combed, then added the clips the oth­er way this time. Time to cut!
Before
After
  • More fine tun­ing all the way around. This is where I final­ly fig­ured out how to prop­er­ly use the tri-fold mir­ror.

The female head has a much more pro­nounced dip/roundness in the back than a typ­i­cal male head, so I had to take that into account

Hmm. I missed some on the right side
  • Hap­py with the sides and back, nor­mal­ly, this is where Hair Scis­sors come into play. Alas, I did NOT have any. I also knew bet­ter than to use reg­u­lar scis­sors or the clip­pers. I would have thinned and lay­ered the top using a 2‑finger hold and cut method, then fine-tuned the con­tours of the ears.

And DONE!

Go clean up and take a show­er!

Before and After Pictures

Notes:

1st Cut — 12/27/25

Very free­ing and so much eas­i­er than I thought it would be! A few hic­cups in the learn­ing process, but over­all, I can see myself doing this for years to come. The tri-fold mir­ror was instru­men­tal in all of this! I would high­ly rec­om­mend it! I’m already imag­in­ing oth­er styles I can try in the future! It’s nice to not only save mon­ey, but do this at my own leisure, in my own house!

  • I need­ed some­one else’s help for the scis­sor-work and con­tour­ing of the back and ears, so I have yet to try that myself. Should­n’t be too hard. I’ll update when­ev­er I do that in the future.
  • While the longer top style-wise was­n’t too bad look­ing, I can’t staaaaand hair in my face, so it just got annoy­ing
  • If using the large hair clips, make sure to push them way up high or they’ll get in the way of the clip­per
  • Def­i­nite­ly use a spray bot­tle
  • I did­n’t real­ize the back of my head is so bumpy. If the pic­tures look like I chopped to much in some places, it’s actu­al­ly because of my head struc­ture

2nd Cut — 2/21/2026

Dura­tion: 10:30am — 11:14am (45 min­utes)

Cut in the kitchen this time which was much bet­ter and brighter than the bath­room. Messed up AGAIN in the same spot because I for­got to return the clip­per lever to the low­est lev­el which means that, yet again, I need­ed to use the #1 guard to smooth it out. It went much faster than the first time because I not only felt more com­fort­able as a whole, but I prop­er­ly uti­lized the 360 Mir­ror. Vac­u­um clean­er is much eas­i­er than broom and dust­pan. Short­er to start this time around and short­er to end with. Also did not have scis­sors and had help for the final touch­es yet again.

LEFT: Pre-cut; CENTER: Messed up in the low­er cor­ner, so had to cut on guard #1 to smooth it out; RIGHT: Post-cut (you can see how the top is very long)

3rd Cut — 4/12/2026

Dura­tion: 11:21am — 12:26pm (1 hour 5 min­utes)

Hair was short­er to start with, but longer to end with than pre­vi­ous iter­a­tions (most­ly because I did­n’t mess up as bad­ly). This time employed scis­sors to help, so it took a bit longer to com­plete, but the detail work is bet­ter. Still messed up when try­ing to use the comb + clip­per method to detail towards the top. Looks bad, but not as bad as the bot­tom of the hair­line. It’s real­ly nice to be able to cut when­ev­er I feel like on my own. This time, I’m going to add some more notes to the process now that it’s more stream­lined.

  • Wet and comb through­out the process
  • Pin hair as desired
  • Choose a Guard - Used #3 with the clip­per lev­el on the short­est set­ting
  • Clip the sides and the back using the 360 mir­ror — Use the mid­dle to start, then the mir­ror-in-the-mir­ror images (i.e. When cut­ting the right side, look to the left; When cut­ting the left side, look to the right). Use an under­hand hold and cut upwards.
Under­hand hold for the back
Mir­ror-in-mir­ror image with scis­sors
  • Ear and Back Detail — Wet, comb, then use scis­sors and/or mini clip­pers. BE CAREFUL!! This is the eas­i­est place to mess up!
  • Short­en and Fade as desired. Used #2 guard ON THE LONGEST CLIPPER LENGTH first, then at half lever for the mid­dle, and then the short­est on the low­est por­tion of the head. Use a scoop­ing motion with the clip­per to pre­vent sharp edges
  • Detail Time — I removed 2 hair clips and then went in small incre­ments with the clip­per lev­el. Be care­ful if you’re try­ing to use the comb as a guard to help. That’s where I messed up this time… heh… heh… Sigh.
  • Scis­sor Work — First time using scis­sors. I read some­where that the best way to cut bangs is to use the comb as a guide and do ver­ti­cal snips to make it look more nat­ur­al. I’m not going for bangs here, but I fig­ured it worked sim­i­lar­ly?
  • Final Touch­es — Look all around for even­ness. I ran the guard­ed clip­per around again to make sure all the areas were cut and found that I’d missed the upper back cor­ners near the top of my head

Com­plete!

Pre-cut
Post-cut

4th Cut — 6/7/2026

Dura­tion: 12:05 — 12:52pm (47 min­utes total)

I was amazed at how long my hair got in such a short time, but look­ing back, this is actu­al­ly a longer inter­val than usu­al. Appar­ent­ly, with hair this short, I need to cut it every 1.5 months. This was clos­er to 2 months. Used the notes from the last appt to help and, over­all, I felt extreme­ly con­fi­dent now that I’ve done it sev­er­al times. I think next time I’ll just start with the #2 guard… Using #3 first helps cut down on bulk so it does­n’t over­whelm the clip­per, but I’ll try to start with it next time. This ses­sion, I did­n’t even both­er using the mini clip­per at all and just used the scis­sors. It is high­ly rec­om­mend­ed and I took it away from the orig­i­nal post. It’s safer, more detailed, and I even test­ed out lay­er­ing a lit­tle. Most­ly hap­py. Still need­ed help to touch up lat­er because the hairs around the ears are too hard to get, that back and top of my head are hard to reach, and espe­cial­ly because I’m right-hand­ed. A lit­tle ner­vous about lay­er­ing. Will do more of it next time. Much short­er time dura­tion than last time! Because the detail work is much bet­ter, I was very hap­py with the out­come and with­out major mis­takes, I don’t have to wear a hat when I go out!

Left: Before; Right: After (I can see lit­tle fly aways in the very top back, but the top has much less bulk than pri­or ses­sions)

The Future You’ve Been Dreaming Of Game Endings Guide

The Future You’ve Been Dream­ing Of Game End­ings Guide

Writ­ten 10/12/2023, updat­ed 10/12/2023

  • Pub­lished: qure­ate
  • Devel­oped: qure­ate
  • Plat­form Played: Nin­ten­do Switch
  • Price: $8.99 from MSRP: $17.99
  • Rat­ed: M (Mature)
  • Genre: Adven­ture
  • Date of Release: May 19, 2022

Foreword

You play as a n00B God whose goal is to guide Sachi, a young col­lege stu­dent towards her 20 dif­fer­ent futures! Play each par­al­lel uni­verse and guide her as you see fit. You can enjoy boobage wob­blies, poke her, peep on her in the show­er, shove books onto her, look up her skirt, change her clothes (panties includ­ed), lis­ten to her “kyaaa,” and expe­ri­ence ran­dom Quick-Time-Events that often give you oppor­tunis­tic, voyeuris­tic views of your dis­ci­ple. Unlock boost­ers as you progress.

At first, I was kind of think­ing that this game is a waste of time, but I end­ed up rather enjoy­ing it… after I fig­ured out how to play it. The instruc­tions aren’t super clear… So, I cre­at­ed this guide to help. Most­ly, the chart is use­ful because it’s pret­ty much impos­si­ble to keep all the plus­es and minus­es straight with­out it.

Col­lect the spec­i­fied num­ber of notes and ful­fill the stat meters for each end­ing. You can always check your sta­tus in the Menu option “End­ings.”

Hints

  • Save at the end of each chap­ter just in case you mess up as you play through an End­ing
  • Appar­ent­ly (accord­ing to the inter­net) unlock­ing the rest of the Pos­es and Appli­ances comes with each start to fin­ish playthrough. Giv­en that I played through each end­ing, I should have unlocked every­thing, but I did­n’t per­haps because I uti­lized save files for most playthroughs
  • Beat­ing all End­ings unlocks Free Play Mode and Under­wear Mode
  • Appli­ances (like Rodeo and Sand­bag) appear ran­dom­ly like the Cook and the Yam­inabe Actions
  • Uti­lize the Speed x4 and the Chap­ter Skip func­tions to make events go faster

Quick Jump

Actions Stat Chart

ActionLife Env­i­ronKnowl­edgeSta­mi­naFem­i­nin­i­tySelf-Esteem
Study+8
Tablet+8
Strength Train­ing+15-5
Relax+15-5
Pic­ture Book+4+4
Ref­er­ence Book+4+4
Mir­ror+4+4
Fridge+4+4
Man­ga-5+15
Show­er+8
Tidy Things Up+4+4
Album+4+4
ActionLife Env­i­ronKnowl­edgeSta­mi­naFem­i­nin­i­tySelf-Esteem
Nov­el+4+4
Yam­inabe+6+6+6
Can­dy+4+4
Rice Crack­er-5+15
Quiz Book+4+4
Restroom+6+6+6
Cook+6+6
Mas­sage Machine-5+15
Banana+6+6
Canned Food+4+4
Secret Book-5+15
Snack+4+4+4
ActionLife Env­i­ronKnowl­edgeSta­mi­naFem­i­nin­i­tySelf-Esteem

Boosters Stat Chart

ActionLife Env­i­ronKnowl­edgeSta­mi­naFem­i­nin­i­tySelf-Esteem
Exer­cise (rodeo)+10+10
Exer­cise (sand­bag)+10+10
Drink (Life Env­i­ron)+20/-20
Drink (Knowl­edge)+20/-20
Drink (Sta­mi­na)+20/-20
Drink (Fem­i­nin­i­ty)+20/-20
Drink (Self-Esteem)+20/-20

Days and Notes

Day 1: None

Day 2: Excitable Heart, Farm­ing Tips, It Suits You, Whirl­wind World

Day 3: Blessed World, Cre­ation’s Form, Idol Wor­ship, Who I adore

Day 4: Bad Doc­tor, Fate? Des­tiny?, Guid­ing Guests, Order­ly World, Who I adore, Youth Guid­ance

Day 5: Farm­ing Tips, Fate? Des­tiny?, Just Unwind, Pose Com­pendi­um, Retro Police, Suc­cess Sto­ries, Urban Leg­end

Day 6: Cre­ation’s Form, Idol Wor­ship, Just Unwind, Pose Com­pendi­um, Suc­cess Sto­ries (x2), Whirl­wind World

Day 7: Bad doc­tor, Blessed World, Excitable Heart, Guid­ing Guests, It Suits You

Day 8: Order­ly World, Retro Police, Whirl­wind World, Who I Adore, Youth Guid­ance

Day 9: Blessed World, Fate? Des­tiny?, Order­ly World, Urban Leg­end

Day 10: None

Endings (20)

Office Lady

Notes: It Suits You (x2)
Days: 2 & 7

“The Adult Way to put on a Suit… Step 1…Stand tall… Uh-huh…”

“The Adult Way to Put on a Suit… Step 2… Pull your chin down and look for­ward… Hmm…”

Idol

Notes: Idol Wor­ship (x2)

Days: 3 & 6

“An idol is… Some­one who [sic] wor­thy of aspi­ra­tion. Ven­er­at­ed and wor­shipped”

” An Idol is… An unreach­able enti­ty. A false image”

Hostess

Notes: Guid­ing Guests (x2)

Days: 4 & 7

“A Man­u­al to Con­quer Hearts with Cus­tomer Ser­vice: Speak with the oth­er per­son­’s feel­ings close in mind”

“A Man­u­al to Con­quer Hearts with Cus­tomer Ser­vice: Think about the things that tru­ly need care and con­sid­er­a­tion”

Announcer

Notes: Just Unwind (x2)

Days: 5 & 6

“How to Speak in Pub­lic With­out Get­ting Ner­vous: Take a deep breath and exhale after five sec­onds”

“How to Speak in Pub­lic With­out Get­ting Ner­vous: Close your eyes and try to recall yes­ter­day’s break­fast”

Farmer

Notes: Farm­ing Tips (x2)

Days: 2 & 5

“Tips for Farm­ing: First, learn about dif­fer­ent types of plants”

“Tips for Farm­ing: Next, learn about dif­fer­ent types of ani­mals and bugs”

Shrine Maiden

Notes: Cre­ation’s Form (x2)

Days: 3 & 6

“The Almighty God… Rules over the heav­en­ly world”

“The Almighty God… Is fair to all liv­ing beings”

Doctor

Notes: Bad Doc­tor (x2)

Days: 4 & 7

“Qual­i­ties of a Bad Doc­tor! They can’t put patients at ease”

“Qual­i­ties of a Bad Doc­tor! They have an over­ly blunt way of speak­ing”

Trainer

Notes: Pose Com­pendi­um (x2)

Days: 5 & 6

“Ele­men­tary Yoga Pos­es: The Child Pose — This is a sim­ple pose, but it can improve back pain”

“Advanced Yoga Pos­es: The Pea­cock Pose — A bit more dif­fi­cult, but effec­tive in curb­ing dia­betes”

Track and Field Athlete

Notes: Whirl­wind World (x3)

Days: 2, 6, 8

“Even YOU can be the fastest per­son in the world! Be aware of when your feet make con­tact with the ground”

“Even YOU can be the fastest per­son in the world! The rest is up to you. Keep run­ning for­ward!”

“Even YOU can be the fastest per­son in the world! Pick your feet up as much as you can when you run!”

Streamer

Notes: Suc­cess Sto­ries (x3)

Days: 5, 6 (x2)

“You too are a Bil­lion­aire! Traits of Suc­cess­ful Peo­ple! Be some­one who can decide what they want to do”

“You too are a Bil­lion­aire! Traits of Suc­cess­ful Peo­ple! Be some­one who can decide what should be done”

“You too are a Bil­lion­aire! Traits of Suc­cess­ful Peo­ple! Be some­one who can decide what NEEDS to be done”

Shut-In

Notes: none need­ed

**This is the default end­ing if you flub up the stats. You can get this end­ing even if you get low yel­lows. Try to get the bar to the mid or high­er of the num­ber range

Prime Minister

Notes: Fate? Des­tiny? (x3)

Days: 4, 5, 9

“Your des­tiny is… Decid­ed from the moment you moved in”

“Your des­tiny is… Some­thing the Japan­ese cit­i­zens would have wished for”

“Your des­tiny is… Some­thing you deter­mine for your­self”

Wicked President

Notes: Blessed World (x3)

Days: 3, 7, 9

“Do you know about the world’s prov­i­dence? The rich­est one per­cent hold half the world’s wealth”

“Do you know about the world’s prov­i­dence? Absolute evil brings long-last­ing peace”

“Do you know about the world’s prov­i­dence? Cur­ren­cy sys­tems put peo­ple into debt”

Hero

Notes: Order­ly World (x3)

Days: 4, 8, 9

“The Three Prin­ci­ples of World Order: A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, and jus­tice meets evil”

“The Three Prin­ci­ples of World Order: Always ques­tion the path you believe in”

“The Three Prin­ci­ples of World Order: Lim­it your­self to crush­ing them halfway”

Space Pirate

Notes: Urban Leg­end (x2)

Days: 5 & 9

“Do you believe it or not? Aliens are already here in Earth and the gov­ern­ment is hid­ing them”

“Do you believe it or not? There are count­less plan­ets out there that are like Earth”

Maid

Notes: Excitable Heart (x2)

Days: 2 & 7

“You’ll be a 10/10 with these moe points! When talk­ing to some­one put your face low­er than theirs”

“You’ll be a 10/10 with these moe points! Save the phys­i­cal con­tact for the most cru­cial moments”

Police Officer

Notes: Retro Police (x2)

Days: 5 & 8

“Rough Around the Edges, a Showa Era Police Dra­ma: Cher­ish your sig­na­ture pose at all times”

“Rough Around the Edges, a Showa Era Police Dra­ma: Hunt down the cul­prit by all means”

Childcare Worker

Notes: Youth Guid­ance (x2)

Days: 4 & 8

“Get­ting Along with Kids: Make eye con­tact when talk­ing to them”

“Get­ting Along with Kids: Hold hands with them when tak­ing them out for a walk”

Bride

Notes: Who I Adore (x3)

Days: 3, 4, 8

How: Max out every sin­gle stat

Hint: Do this one last and use Drink Boost­ers if by Day 10 you’re way off

“Sexy Edi­to­r­i­al, Rank­ing Top Traits for your Spouse-to-be Jobs cat­e­go­ry: No. 1 — Civ­il Ser­vant”

“Sexy Edi­to­r­i­al, Rank­ing Top Traits for your Spouse-to-be Essen­tials cat­e­go­ry: No. 1 — Be Rich”

“Sexy Edi­to­r­i­al, Rank­ing Top Traits for your Spouse-to-be Hob­bies cat­e­go­ry: No. 1 — Dri­ving”

Homeless Child

Notes: None or the bare min­i­mum

How: Do noth­ing. Skip every sin­gle day.