The Cashew/Sumac Family: Deciduous trees and shrubs that produce an oily or milky sap that can be highly poisonous. Resin canals that exist in stems, leaves, and roots are found in all plants in the family. Their fruits are called drupes (stone fruit) where the fleshy part of the fruit surrounds a single shell which houses a seed
Common Plants: Anacardiumoccidentale (Cashew); Mangifera indica (Mango); Pistacia vera (Pistachio); gen Cotinus (Smoke Tree); gen Rhus (Sumac); gen Toxicodendron (Lacquer Tree, Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, Poison Sumac)
Note: The Toxicodendron genus used to be lumped under Rhus. Toxico – dendron means toxic – tree.
Poison Ivy (Toxicodendron Radicans)
Native to most of the USA and southern Canada, it can be found in many types of environments from wet to dry, woodlands, valleys, clearings, roadsides, and backyards. Poison ivy can exist as either a shrub (trailing, erect, or bushy) or a woody climbing vine with aerial roots. It exhibits woody underground rhizomes. All aspects of the plant are poisonous, containing the persistent oily irritant, urushiol. It is said that the vine version can cause 10-100 worse symptoms than the shrub variety
Size: 6 ft shrub or 62-150 ft climbing vine
Location: Various areas from wet to dry, woodland to ditches to backyards
Uses: Food and shelter to animals, birds, and insects
Identification: Leaflets of 3 where the middle leaflet is longer than the other 2. Leaves can be smooth, serrated, or lobed. It has gray, reddish stems, and glossy green leaves that turn vibrant reddish yellow in autumn.
Flowers and Fruit: Flowers are many and clustered; Fruit look like waxy, greenish-white berries
Control: Do NOT burn. Fully cover the skin, protect face and eyes, wear a hat. Remove any gear and clothing that come into contact with the plant. Cut and remove roots of plant. Do NOT put in compost pile. Rather, place in trash bag. Use of herbicides on exposed roots/stumps.
Note how the middle leaf is set out longer than the other 2 leaves. This is characteristic of Poison Ivy
Here you can see the Poison Ivy interspersed amongst other plants and vines. The red are Poison Ivy, the purple is English Ivy, and the blue are Virginia Creeper
There’s a massive Poison Ivy problem at this house. Can you spot it amongst all the other plants here?
The vine variety
Poison Oak (Toxicodendron pubescens)
Source same as below
Low-growing shrub native to Central and Eastern USA, it is found in dry, sandy locations in woodlands and thickets. The word pubescens is latin for “covered in hair,” and the plant is named such owing to the fine hairs on stems and leaves. The plant roots are rhizomes and often form dense colonies. Yellowish-green flowers appear in the springtime, resulting in green-tannish white drupes (fruit) by late spring. All aspects of the plant are poisonous, containing the persistent oily irritant, urushiol.
Size: 2-4 ft shrub on average, can be as tall as 10ft
Uses: Food and shelter to animals, birds, and insects
Identification: Alternating green, lobed leaflets of 3 that crowd towards the end of the stem. The leaves look similar to Oak tree leaves. Often, the middle leaf is fully lobed while the other 2 are irregularly lobed. Fine hairs cover the both the undersides and upper parts of leaves as well as the stems. Tend to grow in clumping colonies. Leaves turn vibrant reddish yellow in autumn.
Flowers and Fruit: Flowers are hanging yellow-green panicles (like rice or oats), and fruit are clusters of hairy green or tannish-white drupes that appear waxy
Control: Do NOT burn. Fully cover the skin, protect face and eyes, wear a hat. Remove any gear and clothing that come into contact with the plant. Cut and remove roots of plant. Do NOT put in compost pile. Rather, place in trash bag. Use of herbicides on exposed roots/stumps.
SOURCE. You can see how they grow in clumps. Notice how the 2 leaves are more irregularly lobed than the middle leaf which, like poison ivy is set out a little
Poison Sumac (Toxicodendron vernix)
Deciduous small tree or shrub, it is native to eastern and central-eastern USA, and eastern Canada. There are many look-alike plants. Typically, Poison Sumac will not grow in clumps and since it prefers wet areas, will not be found in dry locations, nor will it be commonly found along roadsides and fields. While it is the least likely of the big 3 to be exposed to, effects of the urushiol from Poison Sumac tend to be more severe than its Poison Oak and Ivy relatives.
Size: 5-25 ft tree with sparse, open form, or erect shrub
Location: Prefer marshy, boggy, wet locations like riverside thickets, acidic soil, and full to part sun
Uses: Food and shelter to animals, birds, and insects
Identification: Long, smooth, paired leaflets of 7-13, with a single leaflet at the end. Stems are reddish, bark is smooth, gray-brown in color, and contain lenticels (small holes or lines on trunks that facilitate gas exchange). Leaves turn reddish yellow in the autumn. Black sap
Flowers and Fruit: Greenish-yellow, 5-petal flowers hanging in panicles (think rice and oats). Fruits are yellowish-white drupes that hang loosely downwards in clusters
Control: Do NOT burn. Fully cover the skin, protect face and eyes, wear a hat. Remove any gear and clothing that come into contact with the plant. Cut and remove roots of plant. Do NOT put in compost pile. Rather, place in trash bag. Use of herbicides on exposed roots/stumps.
Reddish stem, leaflets ending in a single leaflet, grayish brown bark
Urushiol
Urushiol is an oleoresin (oil + resin) found in the sap of plants in the family Anacardiaceae. It has potent allergenic properties that affect most humans on contact, causing urushiol-induced contact dermatitis. The chemical is persistent and can last for months on clothing and gear unless cleaned thoroughly with soap + water or rubbing alcohol.
Its irritating effects are only applicable to humans and a few primates. Other animals like dogs, cats, deer, birds, etc. are not affected. In fact, birds, deer, cattle, goats, and other wildlife benefit and feed from the plants.
Cons: Strong vinegar smell, easily washed off with water/rain, must use strong enough vinegar concentration, for best results use when sunny and hot, not substantive and needs reapplication
Regular white vinegar is only 5% acetic acid (and 95% water). You’re definitely going to want a higher concentration for this which can be found easily in hardware stores up to 30% (usually in the cleaning and/or garden sections), but you can get them even higher online. I ended up buying the 45% concentrated solution (there’s even 75% or 95%). The general formula is:
1 gallon Vinegar (read the label on the concentrated ones for dilution ratio)
1 Tbsp Dishsoap
1 cup Salt
Get yourself a nice pump sprayer like the one I use (can be any brand, I just happened to have this)
You can also buy pre-mixed weed killer solutions like this one that I tried for regular weeds. Notice that it’s 20% vinegar which I found to be good for most weeds, but not enough for some tougher ones like crab grass.
Results of Vinegar
1 week apart
2nd treatment
3rd treatment
RoundUp and similar products
Pros: Strong, substantive, 30-minute rain ready
Cons: Environmental persistence and downstream effects, possible health implications
I really dislike using RoundUp, but I really don’t want to mess with Poison Ivy especially given my terrible reaction to it. Ever since the issue with glycophosphates and cancer, RoundUp has changed their formulations away from glycophosphates. Also, RoundUp doesn’t care if it rains (30 minute rain ready) or if it’s sunny outside. It’s likely more substantive than vinegar, too. Just make sure you use eye protection and a mask
Active ingredients:
Triclopyr, triethylamine salt (0.122%) – selective herbicide for broadleaf and woody plants
Diquat dibromide (0.073%) – non-selective algicide defoliant, dessicant, and herbicide
I chose the RoundUp specifically for poison ivy. The built-in wand is rather subpar. If you have one, it’s better to dump it into a pump sprayer and do it that way
Results of RoundUp
I was initially SHOCKED by how poorly RoundUp did, but now, looking at the image compare, I guess it did kind of work on specific plants. Didn’t even touch the English Ivy, but you can see wilting and drying of the actual poison ivy. Unfortunately, they’re still there, just wilted, so perhaps more treatments are in order.
Before
After
I drenched the holy heck out of this plant with the RoundUp. It did not work as well as I thought it would
Fun Facts
The name urushiol comes from the Japanese name for the lacquer tree, urushi.
In 2016 an international group of scientists discovered that a molecule found abundantly in human skin, CD1a, is responsible for the reaction of humans to urushiol contact. CD1a is expressed by Langerhans cells in the skin. Langerhans cells are part of the immune system, and the CD1amolecule it produces acts by presenting lipid antigens to T-cells. Since urushiol is an oleoresin, the now activated T-cell releases cytokines, causing both inflammation and itchiness. Interleukin-33 was isolated as a key cytokine in mouse studies, along with its receptor ST2 on the small to medium dorsal root ganglion neurons. By blocking the interleukin-33/ST2 (IL-33/ST2) signaling pathway, relief from the horrible itchiness of urushiol can be attained. Interestingly, IL-33 is also associated with eczema/atopic dermatitis and asthma. With this information, a vaccine is currently in the works to help desensitize the body to urushiol’s potent irritating effects.
Urushiol is found in some members of the Anacardiaceae family including poison ivy, oak, and sumac, as well as mango skins, cashews, and pistachios
Playing a blonde-haired photographer, you explore a haunted mansion deep in the creepy woods at the behest of a hot scientist looking for paranormal proof. You end up on funny, sexy scavenger hunt at the annual Netherworld Crossover Mansion Party!!
First Run: 4 hours
*This is a mild H-Game, so, while censored, images on this page might be offensive to some readers. This game and content are rated M (Mature) and NSFW*
Quick Jump
Game Start
Tips
If you’re just here for the “story,” go into the options menu and turn on the skip minigame setting… they’re a bit challenging. You can change this at any time.
Check things such as drawers or weird looking objects. They’re likely something you need
If there’s an option to do something, do it
Any time there’s a big picture of a hot female during dialogue, use the arrows to pan up and down to… appreciate the entirety of the artwork
There’s a lady in a portrait that will give you a recap of all the missions you’re undertaking lest you forget
Spirit Points:
You get 50 SP per photo (600 total)
Library: 50 SP for Game Magazine (Ghost with Blue Cap)
Locker Room: 50 SP for Dance TV Ticket (Dramatic Skeleton with Rose)
North Pool Area: 25 SP for Gear (Fish Man)
West Wing: 50 SP for Cell Phone Charger (Killbot)
Arcade: 75 SP for GatorGate (Gatcha Machine)
Dining Hall: 100 SP for Energizing Drink (Bartender)
Northeast Pool Area: 100 SP for access to Glehnna Queanne (Mermaid Guard)
Walkthrough
Start
Walk down and to the right. Talk to Dr. Lesbrock. She wants you to get 12 photos.
Immediately head east and snap a photo of the tree with a face
Enter the place. It looks really decrepit! Where da hot babes?
You can’t go anywhere except the upper left, so go there and you find the door is locked
Return to the entrance and there is now a sheet ghost
Talk to it and then go out, to the east, and pick up its invitation (you have to talk to it first before the item appears)
Return it to the ghost and get this party ON!
Photo Missions
There’s no set path in the game except the beginning during the tutorial section until you complete your first Hot Gal Mission.
Most (but not all) missions must be completed in order to finish the game as they’re tied together.
While there is the option for nude photos, I will post censored ones here. You can toggle that in the game settings.
Every photo must be shown to Dr. Lesbrock outside at her van in order to receive Spirit Points (currency) which is necessary to advance in the game.
Mariah Countee the Vampire
Wants: Hamburger
From the ghost head up and through the door
Go straight up to the foot the staircase and talk to vampire Mariah Countee. She tells you she wants a hamburger
The hamburger has 4 parts: Lettuce, Buns, Beef, Tomato
Buns: Go north up the grand staircase near Mariah Countee and entire the door. Take the door to the right of the skeleton which puts you in a hallway with a green carpet and the big words REC on the wall. Talk to Anna who has a big snake, Conda. She gives you the Buns.
Lettuce: The westernmost door in the Left Grand Staircase room leads to a banquet hall with lots of monsters eating. The Sharkman with the glasses at the northern and westernmost table complains about his salad and gives you a head of lettuce.
Tomato: North of the dining hall and west of the main floor elevator, sits the TV studio. A skeleton on the right in the audience has a crate of tomatoes in case the show sucks. It’ll give you one.
Beef: Complete the Freezer Skeleton quest (found below under Missions)
Talk to Melizia the Witch at the TV Studio to combine the ingredients to make a hamburger.
Return to Mariah who will NOM the burger and pose for your first Photo.
This completes the tutorial section of the game. All doors that don’t need keys are now unlocked.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Melizia the Witch
Wants: Combine 3 times in Instant Cauldron
In the TV studio (westernmost door coming out of the Main Floor elevator, north of the banquet hall, and south of the kitchen), Melizia the Witch stands on stage in front of a live audience and cameras. She needs help with content for her show, Conjure Kitchen, where she’s advertising a new product, Instant Cauldron. The Boss Demon requires her to demonstrate 3 recipes, but the audience is no help. It’s up to you! For a photo!
3 Recipes:
Hamburger – for Mariah Countee’s Photo Mission
Statue – for Medusa’s Photo Mission
Super Crawlbot Combiner – for Killer Margo Photo Mission
Let her do 3 demonstrations and she’ll demonstrate for your camera (On live TV!). You can find her at the BBQ after that.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Glehnna Queanne the Mermaid Queen
Wants: Panties
Before you can even talk to her, you have to pay 100 Spirit Points to her guard.
Then, she asks you to undertake a dangerous mission to retrieve her grandmother’s panties, lost for many years down the sewer, that allow her to morph into a human at will. Many have tried and perished attempting to retrieve them! If you do, then the mermaid race will try to get along with humans again.
You must undertake a Tubing minigame floating haphazardly down sewer water on a float, collecting gems while dodging water mines and defeating a horny octopus. 1-hit KO.
Or you can just skip it via mini-game skipper (through settings).
Return to her with the panties for your rewards. Later, she is on the dance floor
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Dreya the Tree Nymph
Wants: 3 Photos of Weird Plants
Take the westernmost door of the Pool room near the vending machines, walk up the hallway, and end up outside. Hop across the purple rocks and walk east to talk to Dreya. She wants you to photograph some “exotic” plants for her to use in her magazine. 3 to be exact.
*Don’t forget to head north of the hopping rocks to pick up a cat, and to open the gate south of Dreya before leaving*
3 Photos:
Spooky Tree – “Photo of a spooky tree! It’s naturally-occurring” – East of Dr. Lesbrock
Cool Cactus – “Photo of a cactus in sunglasses and a hat. I love it” – Northwest gym portion of Pool Area
Poly-Palm – “Photo of a cool 90s palm tree” – Upper Floors hallway with 4 rooms
Return to Dreya for some pictoooors!! Later, she will be at the BBQ
Rewards: 50 Spirit Points
Jaki Nikko the Devil
Wants: A soul
From the outdoor east access which is south of the BBQ, there’s a sketchy black and gray area around the concert venue. Jaki Nikko the Devil waves you over asking for your soul. You refuse. She complains about the lack of souls there, and then asks you to find her one.
Follow through with Sean and Dan the Monster Hunting Brothers’ quest (see Missions below) and bring Dan to her. Her satisfaction will give that you which you desire… a picture.
Enrica the Werewolf
Wants: A full moon
When you head north up the stairs from where Jaki Nikko the Devil is, and then to the eastern door, you come out on the roof. Standing next to a gear (grab it), is Enrica the Werewolf. In her human form she is timid and shy. She frets about not fitting in with the rest of crowd because the moon isn’t full and she’s not scary like the other monsters. She wishes the moon phase to would change to full.
Go find 3 gears!
Right next to Enrica
Finish Stuck Zombie 1 quest
In the north Pool Area, pay the swamp monster 25 Spirit Points to access the gear
Go to the Observatory (must complete Door Maze quest) and talk to the voyeuristic old man there. This will fix the telescope, and you can now change the moon phases to whatever you wish. Just look on the back wall and change it until it’s on full moon.
Head outside and to the right. Open the gate and talk to Enrica. She will change into her spicy wolf persona and give you images. You can find her on the dance floor after that.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Medusa the Gorgon
Wants: 3 life-like statues
The door due north of the Killbot (north of the dining hall and west of the TV Studio) leads up some stairs to the Upper Floors. To the left of the top landing is Medusa who is super tired of being a celebrity and wishes people would just leave her alone instead of asking for autographs and photos. She’d Stone Gaze them, but, unfortunately, that’d be rude at a party, so she figures that if she surrounds herself with life-like statues that it would deter fans. She asks you to get her some in exchange for pics, of course.
3 Statues:
Broken Statue/Bard Statue – North and east of Medusa, Door 3 of 4, has a bust on a shelf. Reach for it, and it will fall. Gather the pieces, head to Melizia the Witch who will combine the pieces back into a bust (and fulfills her 2nd of 3 combinations).
Photographer Statue – Finish the Artist Vampire quest
Cupid Statue – Finish AllStar’s quest
Bring them to her all at once or one by one. She’ll give you your reward, and then will appear in the Dining Hall later with Mariah Countee.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Killer Margo the Slasher
Wants: Her 2 bandmates
From either the easternmost door in the Right Grand Staircase Room, or the 2nd door in the green carpeted hallway with the snake, you enter the Concert Hall. Killer Margo is on stage freaking out because her two bandmates are MIA and the show is supposed to start soon. She says they’re both wearing green sweaters.
2 Bandmates:
Zero: He’s the hockey player you can see at the mansion entrance. To get to him, go to where Jaki Nikko is (from either south of the BBQ, or south of the Rec Area) enter the door atop the stairs, then head to the westernmost door. Talk to him.
Sid Synthous: Complete the Sid Synthous quest to get him back on stage
Killer Margo will be stoked, and you can have your hott photoshoot (right on stage!!!!)
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Yoofy & Alys the Dancing Aliens
Wants: to measure your dancing abilities (mini-game)
These two jellyfish looking gals are actually aliens from outer space! They travel the veil between life and death to achieve FTL speeds (faster than life)! They strive to evaluate dance energy across the Cosmos…
…Through a dance minigame! If you have turned on the skip minigame function, you may wish to play this one because in order to beat the game, you need to do this again, so it is good practice. If you choose to “skip” the elevator goblin says he can’t skip the sequence, but he can play it for you.
Optional: If you got Sheet Music with Ketchup from the Pianoman quest, talk to the Jammin’ Skelly to the left of the dance floor which then gives you a helpful visual aid for the dance game.
Complete successfully to get some doubles action eye candy! If you fail, you can try again.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Sheida Bharo the Mummy
Wants: Peace and Quiet
Sorry, I didn’t get a snap of her during the main gameplay. This is from after the mission
In the arcade, the western part of the Rec Area, is Sheida Bharo the Mummy who is having trouble sleeping in her sarcophagus because of 3 rowdy skeletons playing a game loudly (“…talking endlessly about ‘salt’ and ‘noobs'”). They even called her a “mid!” She’s not the only monster annoyed by them. She asks you to solve the problem.
The ghosts are playing Succu Bouncer which is a PvP game. You need tokens to play. To do that, finish the Ramsesuke Coin Changer quest.
When you find the Ero Power magazine, talk to the Helpful Ghost who will tell you about the cheat you can employ against them (Left, Left, Right, Right, Up, Down, Up on the title screen).
If you don’t skip the game, play until you beat all 3 of them, and claim your spoils! Later, she will be in the card game room.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Frankie the Frankenstein
Wants: Workout Buddy (You)
On the east side of the Rec Area (green carpeted place) is the gym. In there, you’ll find Frankie who is working out. She wants a workout buddy, and you volunteer to help, but she thinks the workout would be too much for you and recommends getting the Energizer Drink.
Head over to the Dining Hall and pay 100 Spirit Points for a Drink. Bring it back and start a series of workout minigames.
I found them to be extremely difficult, so I just skipped the whole thing.
PICTURE TIME. Later, you’ll find her in the northwest section of the Pool Area.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Simone the Obake Neko (Cat Ghost)
Wants: her 6 cats
In the Upper Floors, 2nd room out of 4, is Simone who is a cat ghost who died young and couldn’t get as many cats as she would’ve liked. She wants you to find 6 cats!
Cat 1: Black – Pool Area – jump across the floats
Cat 2: White – North of rocks that lead to Dreya
Cat 3: Yellow – Right outside the door near AllStar – walk east on the porch through the house
Cat 4:Grey – Pathway right before Zero
Cat 5: White, Red Collar – Balcony Upper Floor
Cat 6: Yellow, Red Collar – Roof near pool (must complete Door Maze quest)
Bring her the cats for a photo! Later, she will be in the Library with her felines.
Reward: 50 Spirit Points
Missions
Sean and Dan: Monster Hunter Brothers
Wants: Brother and Iron
Needs: Crowbar
Reward: Jaki Nikko’s Photo Mission Completion
Talk to Sean who is standing in a ring of salt east and north of the mansion entrance (room with the piano). He’s looking for his brother and needs to get iron to properly fight the monsters.
The crowbar is in the library. Talk to the Crow in the western part of the room.
Dan is in the Upper Floor of the mansion where Medusa is. He is standing with a shotgun at the top of the stairs. Talk to him, give him the crowbar.
Return to Sean, and you’ll see that Sean has died while waiting for Dan because the skeleton gave him a drink. Dan will say that he will sell his soul to heal Sean because he doesn’t need a soul.
He’ll join you. Bring him to Jaki Nikko which completes her mission. Get her photo! Yay! He gets turned into a green zombie and will return to Sean who has no idea what happened
Pianoman
Wants: Food
Needs: Hotdog
Reward: Sheet Music with Ketchup
In the Right Grand Staircase Room, talk to the piano playing skeleton with hair and the Rude Demon sitting on the piano. He says he’s been playing so much that he hasn’t been able to eat and asks you to get it for him
Make your way outside by going up through and to the right of the kitchen behind the witch on the stage. There are 2 benches there. Head out the door which takes you to the left outdoor area of the house.
Head up and right to the BBQ.
Talk to the giant pig chef who gives you a hotdog
Return to the Pianoman for sheet music with ketchup on it.
Gamblin’ Gill: Card Player
Wants: Playing Cards
Needs: Queen of Clubs Card
Reward: Yellow Key
In the Left Grand Staircase Room, is a green swamp monster who is getting clobbered by his adversaries. He has a great hand (King of Clubs, Jack of Clubs, 10 of Clubs, 9 of Clubs, and 3 of Hearts) and wants help cheating because he thinks the others are cheating.
You can glance at the others’ card hands if you want. Both the vampire and the skeleton have the same hands: a Straight (King of Diamonds, Queen of Clubs, Jack of Hearts, 10 of Spades and a 9 of Spades). Looks like the swamp monster might be right…
4 Findable Cards:
Ace of Diamonds: Westernmost bookcase on stage at TV Studio
Jack of Spades: Top-right-most bookcase in the Library
7 of Hearts: Drawer north of Jaki Nikko, east of the Concert Hall
Queen of Clubs: Southeast drawer of the Upper Floor right above the east balcony door
Return to the swamp monster, and he’ll take the Queen of Clubs. You’ll get a Yellow Key for your trouble.
Killbot
Wants: You to buzz off
Needs: 50 Spirit Points
Reward: Cell Phone Charger
Just north of the banquet hall there’s a robot charging itself in a hallway. Give it 50 Spirit Points to make it charge faster. It will give you the cell phone charger.
Freezer Skeleton: Coolest Guy at the Party… Make that Coldest
Wants: Something Warm
Needs: Warm Scarf
Reward: Raw Beef
On stage with Melizia in the TV Studio, the western metal door leads into a meat locker. There, the friendly skeleton is hanging amongst large slabs of meat.
Finish the Coat Skeleton quest (below) and give him the red scarf. He’ll be so chuffed, he’ll give you some beef.
Coat Skeleton
Wants: To cool off
Needs: His puffy coat checked
Reward: Scarf
In the Right Grand Staircase Room (with Mariah Countee), the easternmost room is a hallway to Concert Hall. Talk to the Coat Skeleton and he’ll ask you to check his puffy coat for him.
Return to the mansion entrance. The middle room (under the hockey looking guy) is the coat check room. The bunny lady ghost will stand aside to make you check it yourself. Do so, then grab the warm scarf on the ground.
Bonus: you can try to give the coat to the skeleton in the freezer, but he’ll complain that given his arm situation, that won’t work.
Library Ghost
Wants: 50 Spirit Points
Reward: Game Magazine
In exchange for 50 spirit points, the ghost in a blue cap will give you an old game magazine.
Locker Room Skeleton
Wants: 50 Spirit Points
Reward: Dance TV Ticket
The southwest portion of the Pool Area are the locker rooms. In the back of the men’s locker room is a skeleton holding a rose, who says he’s dying, and whose only regret is that he never danced on stage at Dance Party TV. He even conveniently has a ticket, which he’ll sell to you so that you can live his dream for a meager 50 Spirit Points.
AllStar: Baseball Goblin
Wants: To smash some baseballs
Needs: Battery
Reward: Hard Up Ghost Quest Completion, Statue for Medusa’s Photo Mission
Outside, behind the mansion is a goblin in baseball outfit who wants a battery for his baseball pitching machine.
In the Upper Floor of the mansion in the 1st of 4 rooms, are two ghosts. The northwest drawer holds a battery. Return to AllStar and insert the battery. BATTER UP!
The first balls smashes a window, the second hits the cupid statue which falls off and hits the swamp monster, while the last ball is a Home Run!
Stuck Zombie 1
Wants: Help getting out of the ground
Needs: Yellow Key, Shovel
Reward: Gear
The northernmost portion of the entire game, outside above the mansion, is a zombie who is stuck in the ground while trying to get out.
When you get the Yellow Key, open the outdoor shed (east of Dreya, north of AllStar, and west of the zombie), and snag the Shovel.
Dig her out for a gear.
Stuck Zombie 2
Wants: To be unstuck
Needs: Shovel
Reward: Octogon
At the bottom of the Sewer (Glehnna Queanne Photo Mission) you see another zombie, aaand she’s stuck, too. Shovel her out for Octogon!
Sid Synthous: The Keyboarder
Wants: Super Crawlbot Combiner
Needs: 4 Remaining pieces of the action figure, then them combined
Reward: Photo Mission Completion for both Melizia and Killer Margo
East Outside area of the property is a BBQ. Sid Synthous is moping there because he’s upset about not being able to find the pieces to his action figure, the Super Crawlbot Combiner. You offer to help.
*Don’t forget to go down and open the 2 gates for quick access*
4 Super Robot Parts:
Daphnedroid – Finish Hard Up Ghost quest
GatorGate – Gatcha Machine in the Arcade (needs 75 Spirit Points)
Bite-o-Tron – Talk to the Shark lifeguard in the northwest section of the Pool Area near the funny cactus
Octogon – Finish Stuck Zombie 2 quest
Talk to Sid after getting all 4, then he’ll give you the last piece, the Crawlbot Core. Go to Melizia the Witch in the TV Studio. She’ll combine them, which should finish out her Photo Mission. Bring it back to Sid, who is ecstatic and will return to Killer Margo to finish out her Photo Mission.
2 birds, 1 long-winded stone! Yess!
Artist Vampire
Wants: Muse
Needs: Hand Mirror
Reward: Statue
Between the back area of the Concert Hall and the south exit from the Pool Area, is a metal door which houses an artist vampire with a block of stone. He wants to sculpt a self-portait, but needs a mirror to do that.
The door just to the west of the Main Floor Elevator is a bathroom. Inside the drawer is a hand mirror.
Give him the hand mirror and he’ll realize that he doesn’t have a reflection. So he sculpts you. Super proud of himself, he turns into a bat and flies away to Twitter to boast. Take the sculpture for Medusa’s Photo Mission.
Hard Up Ghost
Wants: Hook up with spooky honey
Needs: Finish AllStar quest
Reward: Daphnedroid
Room 1 of 4 in the Upper Floors (near Medusa and Dan) are 2 sheet ghosts. The first one is your client who complains of being “knocker blocked!” He came to the party to hook up with hotties, but the other ghost only wants to play the “trashy lewd” video game, Crawlco Block Knockers.
Complete AllStar’s quest (the Battery is in the same room as the ghosts) which knocks a baseball into the window. That scares Busy Ghost into the arms of Hard Up Ghost who gives you Daphnedroid in thanks.
Dancefloor Skeleton
Wants: To dance on stage
Needs: Dance TV Ticket
Reward: Access to Yoofy & Alys
In the middle of the big skeleton conga line is a skeleton in the tophat whose dream it is to dance for an audience.
Complete the Locker Room Skeleton (need 50 Spirit Points) quest to get the ticket.
Give him the ticket and he’ll move out of your way.
Ramsesuke Coin Changer
Wants: To fix the coin changer machine
Needs: Cell Phone Charger
Reward: Tokens
After initiating Sheida Bharo’s Photo Mission, go try the coin changer to find that it is broken. Talk to Ramsesuke who will try to call for repair, but the phone needs charging.
Finish Killbot’s quest (need 50 Spirit Points) and come back.
Call the repair company. Leave the room and return to see that Daisy has arrived and started. While she’s inside the machine, take a few tokens from the bucket…
Talk to Daisy, and she’ll ask for 20 tools from her toolbox in the ultimate fetch quest (read the descriptions for some fun): A screwdriver, Philip’s head screwdriver, Triwing screwdriver, hammer, spanner, pipe wrench, allen wrench, spud wrench, needle nose pliers, tape measure, level, clamps, electric drill, soldering iron, ball peen hammer, electrical tape, scissors, sandpaper, dogleg reamer, AND *big breath* Geiger counter.
Door Puzzle
Useful: Ero Power Game Magazine
Reward: Unlock path to Observatory
The northmost door in the Upper Floor (near Medusa) leads to a ghost and 6 doors. If you have the Game Magazine, the ghost will tell you that it gives you a clue to solving it.
Clue: “From left to right, top to bottom, 2, 5, 1, 6, 3, 4”
You don’t need the clue, and it’s possible to guess the solution. Even the game admits it’s super vague. If you’re guessing, basically, every time you see zany monsters moving around, you’re doing it right (Order: Vampire, ghost line, monster car, skeleton conga line, dancing frog).
Solution: Imagine doors from left to right, top to down are numbered 1-6. The clue tells you what order to go through them in.
Bony Pervert: Pool Locker room
Need: Sit on Toilet
Reward: Extra Photo
Room 4 of 4 in the Upper Floor is a bathroom. Sit on it for a little until you start thinking “dirty thoughts”
Go to the locker room in the Pool Area. Talk to the skeleton holding the cup in the showers.
Peep into the women’s locker room. Snap a photo (does not count for any Spirit Points)
Dr. Lesbrock’s Photo
*I have not completed this, this info is from the internet*
Need: Self-help Book
Must beat Tubing minigame with 100 or more gems
Talk to the ghost who gives you the self-help book, and then you head to the one room in the Upper Floor you couldn’t do anything with. Talk to the drawer with the eyes.
Bring the Handsome Ghost to Dr. Lesbrock. Apparently, they’ll hop into the van which will start rocking. Make sure to peep into the vehicle to snag the photo, otherwise you lose your chance.
EndGame
Talk to Dr. Lesbrock, and tell her you’re ready to go. You almost leave, but then she gets an intense, concentrated reading, so she joins you and follows you into the mansion.
It’s suddenly devoid of beings and music (even the eyes in the drawer upstairs are missing)…
Feel free to explore the empty mansion. If you want to talk to some of the minor characters you interacted with before, approach from either the roof where you found Enrica or the East Outside area atop the stairs where Jaki hangs out.
When you’re ready, find everyone gathered in the Concert Hall! Gah! It’s a trap! They figured out that their images would be exposed to the world! Eep! They’ll let you go if you can beat them in a little game…otherwise it’s DEATH.
Commence the final battle: A Dance-OFF!*There’s an option to autoplay if you don’t want to by the door when you enter it* It’s the same dancing minigame the Aliens had you do.
Finish it and they invite Dr. Lesbrock to join the Aliens. She’s ecstatic, and their Top Secret Party stays a secret.
Get treated to the Final Photo.
Watch the credits (or not).
Post-Game
The 1st time I beat the game, Succu-Bouncers appeared in the Extra Menu
The 2nd time I beat the game, it unlocked Time-Attack where it records your speed and gives you skates to run around faster
Locations
CLICK HERE for some possibly helpful location images with labels
Even though this is an H-game, it’s quite mild. The “uncensored” pics are all just cartoon boobs, while the “censored” pics are the same with stars on the nips. Sexual content is more innuendo than anything (except maybe the Dr. Lesbrock photo?)
Dr. Lesbrock? Dr. Lesb…ian? She says things like, “I’ll have to study these [photos] later… in private,” and “WOW! Look at those big…readings!” And -rock miiight imply a little futa action??
Instant Cauldron? Insta-Pot.
Far east bookcase on stage in the TV Studio will tell you the ingredients for the Hamburger
The westernmost bookcase in the library, top floor is a Toy Magazine which tells you the parts of the Super Crawlbot Combiner (Dephnedroid & Octogon for arms; Bite-o-Tron & Gator-Gate for feet; Might Crawlcore is center)
Crawlco Block Knockers, the game the female ghost is playing instead of hooking up with the male ghost, is another game developed by Cosmi Kankei.
Game Magazine “Now you’re playing with Power. Ero Power!” looks suspiciously like Nintendo Power. It even contains Porno Pulse (Player’s Pulse), Carnal Corner (Counselors’ Corner), and Horny and Nasty (Howard and Nestor) comic
Possible Name references (maybe I’m reading too far into this?): Sheida Bharo (She- da- Pharoah), Jaki Nikko (Jack Nicholson), Mariah Countee (Mariah Carey), Dreya (Dryad), Frankie (Frankenstein), Glehnna Queanne (longshot: there’s a mature audience podcast called Glenn King’s Mature Audience Mayhem. Perhaps just a coincidence? It’s just a strange name compared to the other characters)
When exploring the empty mansion, you STILL can’t access the women’s locker room. There’s an invisible barrier around it
When you come back into the mansion right before the final Dance-Off and everyone is gone, if you check the painting portrait, the Madam, has turned into a skeleton.
All Photos
There are 17 total (as confirmed by the developer).
Apart from the 12 needed for the game, there are 4 other slots of photos, plus the Final Game Photo. I’ll post them all here for collectiveness
Main 12
Final Photo
4 5 Extra Pictures!!
Initially, there were only 4 extra photos, but a certain hero, Jeff, informed me that there was another and then supplied me with them, too! Thank you!!
Peeping Tom Photo
Madam Photo
Dr. Lesbrock’s Photo
Supplied by Jeff!! Thank you!
From user PunCala: “You can get Dr. Lesbrock’s photo by going to the room where a ghost is hiding inside the drawer, I think it was upstairs, on the right side of the floor. You need to have the self help book, which then makes the ghost come out. It’s a handsome ghost. Take the ghost with you and take him to Dr. Lesbrock outside the mansion. She says she needs to study the ghost and they go inside the van. While the van is rocking, go and sneak a photo of them. Imo the best photo in the game”
Skate Photo
Also supplied by Jeff!! Thank you, again!
From user BlackCat: “Hi, I found out how to get the 17. picture. You need to beat the game in Time Attack mode, were you wear the skates. I’m not sure if you need to beat it under a hour to unlock the picture since I finished with a playtime of roughly 45min but after the final picture you get a picture called photoskate with the MC, the wolf girl and the frankenstein girl wearing skates saying “thx for playing” from the developer.”
Succubus Photo
Yet again credit to Jeff!
From Jeff: “I beat all the levels on the Succu Bouncer game after the skeletons left the arcade. I don’t know if it helped, but I beat the first level with a perfect score, and I only used one continue.“
